Where The Ecologically Correct Meets The Pathologically Frugal
"Instead of plastic garbage bags, I thought we could try these earth-friendly canvas totes."
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Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk
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"Would it kill you to compost?"
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"And cc the rest of the food chain."
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"Try blowing on it."
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"Poor thing. The first night out, her husband fell overboard."
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"I hated how they acted so much 'greener than thou'."
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"Bottomfeeders, Crampton, Are essential to a healthy ecology."
"We used your unsold copies to build a tree, but it's not the same."
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"We're a green practice. Spit out in the plants."
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