"In the interest of increasing revenue this quarter, Evan, here, will be leading an initiative to rip off liquor stores."
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Bank - Going out of business sale!
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"Honey, we're homeless."
"This stock market situation - what are the military options?"
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"I came out O.K. Everything I had was in baseball cards."
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"I'll take one more question, from the reporter in the back reading the job listings."
"It's good to get hammered by something other than the economy."
"Why is the arts budget always the first thing to be cut, when you know damn well it's the only thing that separates us from the monkeys?"
"Well, I'm sure that Alan Greenspan's mother is very proud."
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"Hon, would you say a kind word to Maria? She's entirely in technology stocks."
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"Perhaps we could ﬁnd a way to redeﬁne 'proﬁt.'"
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"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"
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God throwing books down to earth entitled "The Coming Recession".
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"I am reminded of a morbidly depressing anecdote. . ."
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Misleading Economic Indicators
"Making money's eve more of a kick when no one else is."
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"Do we have a place for your portfolio's ashes?"
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Company Merges/Major Layoffs/We Go Belly Up. . .
"You better send in 'cheerleading'."
"Sorry, we don't have your money anymore but if you want to see some photos of it we've taken over the years check out our website."
"Mr. Happy wants to remind us that tragedy plus time equals comedy."
"This is Larry. He's new no-money."
"I'd love to, Barbara, but I'll have to check with the Bundesbank."
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Things will turn around eventually... Meanwhile....
"Bad news on Wall Street today, as the bottom fell out of the market, the sides collapsed, and the top blew away."
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