Bank - Going out of business sale!
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stock market, stock markets, stock exchange, stock exchanges, stock broker, stock brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, military option, military options, general, generals, recession, recessions, economic downturn, economic downturns, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers"I came out O.K. Everything I had was in baseball cards."
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"Why is the arts budget always the first thing to be cut, when you know damn well it's the only thing that separates us from the monkeys?"
"Well, I'm sure that Alan Greenspan's mother is very proud."
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investment, investments, investor, investors, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advice, investing, invest, invests, technology stock, technology stocks, tech company, tech companies, portfolio, portfolios, maid, maids, kind word, kind words, downturn, downturns, bear market, bear markets, economic downturn, economic downturns"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"
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"Mr. Happy wants to remind us that tragedy plus time equals comedy."
"I'd love to, Barbara, but I'll have to check with the Bundesbank."
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"Well, it might have been a bubble. All I know is something burst."
Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market
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