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"Good news, honey! Dr. Bingham couldn't detect any impotence."
"The night-before pill for me, the morning-after one for her."
"Do you think we can forgo the chess clock tonight?"
"I keep thinking how much pleasanter New York would be without Ed, Donald, and George."
"Well, it makes a difference to me!"
"I never had a problem before those goddam Bob Dole ads."
"Don't worry, it happens to lots of guys. In my experience, literally hundreds and hundreds of guys."
"I'm not sure I need an emergency room - is there a reassurance room?"
Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.
"I find it hard to perform in these market conditions."