"In six more weeks, these M.B.A.s will be ready for market."
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"We'll start out by speaking in simple declarative sentences."
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"Some hacker from an obscure university in China ate my homework."
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"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"
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"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."
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Preschools for Dogs
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"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."
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The School Of Hard Knocks
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"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."
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"You're not stepping on it right."
"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."
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Overcrowded Schools: Three Proposals.
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"It's a shame that she could never put her college degree to use."
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"Check it out."
"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"
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"You've taught me how to think."
"It would be a shame if they surrendered before we had a chance to shoot this."
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Further Studies in Pigeon English
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Hamburger Institute of America
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"Let me know if I'm going too fast for you."
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"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."
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"Educational TV is for people who are unable to cope with real TV."
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Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons
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"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."
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Graph of 'Paint' against 'Time'.
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