"In six more weeks, these M.B.A.s will be ready for market."
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"What riles me is that he got a genius grant and I didn't."
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"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."
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"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."
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"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."
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"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."
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"English lit-how about you?"
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"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."
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Public School: K - Death
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"'In flagrante delicto,' indeed! You never miss an opportunity to show off your classical education, do you?"
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"Ann tells us you experimented a little with light beer in college."
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Further Studies in Pigeon English
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"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."
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Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$
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"Educational TV is for people who are unable to cope with real TV."
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"And now Professor Weyfeld, of Columbia University, with some liberal claptrap."
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"If everybody was such a workaholic during the eighties, why is everything they did falling apart in the nineties?"
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Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons
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"The Man Who Knew Enough"
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"The human being can survive for three weeks without food, and three seconds without correcting someone's grammar."
"I wish I could laugh, but I have a Ph.D."
"Don't worry, Mom and Dad. I promise to only make mistakes you never made."
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"I was motor-home-schooled."
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"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."
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