"The Feds have authorized me to leave your child behind."
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no child left behind, no child left behind act, law, laws, teacher, teachers, program, programs, bush, bush administration, george w. bush, president bush, president george w. bush, education policy, education policies, education department, education departments, student, students, education reform, education reformer, education reformers, educator, educators, teacher, teachers, teaching, teaching program, teaching programs, federal law, federal laws"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"
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teaching to the the test, no child left behind, teacher, teachers, teaching, standardized test, standardized tests, standardized testing, maze, lab rat, lab rats, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, lab assistant, lab assistants, lab assistance, mice, mouse, rat, rats, educator, educators, professor, professors, knowledge, learn, learns, learning, learning difficulty, learning difficulties, scientist, scientists"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."
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academia, education, research, academics, academic, educator, educators, teacher, teachers, professor, professors, tutor, tutors, doctor, doctors, doctorate, masters, bachelors, university, universities, college, colleges, uni, pretentious, snob, snobby, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, parent, parents, parenthoodThe School Of Hard Knocks
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teaching, teach, school of hard knocks, teacher, teachers, school, schools, class, classes, classroom, classrooms, schoolhouse, lecture, lectures, sucker, suckers, nice guys finish last, rules, regulations, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, educate, educator, educators, education, lesson, lessons, learn, learning, blackboard, blackboards, whiteboard, whiteboards, chalkboard, chalkboards"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."
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uni, university, universities, college, colleges, higher education, higher ed, professor, professors, teacher, teachers, tutor, tutors, student, students, educate, education, educated, adjunct, adjunct professor, non-tenure, academic, academics, academia, adjunct status, educator, educators, scholar, scholars, pessimistic, pessimism, negative, dream crusher, rank, ranking, hierarchy"Maybe it's not a wrong answer - maybe it's just a different answer."
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wrong answer, wrong answers, sum, sums, addition, additions, blackboard, blackboards, math, maths, mathematics, mathematician, mathematicians, teacher, teachers, lesson, lessons, class, classes, classroom, classrooms, answer, answers, philosopher, philosophers, philosophy, debate, debates, smart alec, smart alecs, smart aleck, smart alecks, right answer, right answers, educator, educators, school, schools, schooling"We've never published anything by a Pearl Harbor denier before."
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pearl harbor, peal harbour, global warming, denier, deniers, denial, denialism, holocaust, holocaust denier, holocaust deniers, wwii, wwii history, history, peer review, peer reviewed, peer reviewed journal, academic journal, academic journals, publisher, publishers, educators, educators, ignorant, ignoranceA statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.
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statue, statues, sculpture, sculptures, memorial, memorials, education, academia, academic, academics, infighting, infighter, infighters, fighting, fight, fights, fighter, fighters, unknown, professor, professors, university, universities, college, colleges, teacher, teachers, educator, educators, academic politics, dean, deans, staff"My parents didn't write it--they just tweaked it."
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school, schools, schooling, class, classroom, classrooms, elementary school, primary school, secondary school, middle school, junior high school, teacher, teachers, teaching, life of a teacher, educator, educators, student, students, life of a student, youth, child, kindergarten, child, children, homework, classwork, essay, essays, homework assignment, homework assignments, home work, parents, parenting, parent, writer, writers, writing, report, reports, reporting, editor, editors, copyedit, copyeditors, copyediting, proofread, proofreading, copy editing, copy editor, copy editors"You were kept after school to review multiplication and division. This is not a date."
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school, schools, classroom, classrooms, teacher, teachers, teaching, teacher life, educator, educators, math teacher, math teachers, elementary school, elementary schools, primary school, primary schools, student, students, teacher crush, young love, date, dating, dates, crush, crushes, math, mathematicians, mathematician, detention, detentions, secondary school, secondary schools, punishments, middle school, middle schools, high school, high schools, junior high school"Your daughter is a pain in the ass."
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honest, honesty, teacher, teachers, grade school, elementary, elementary school, elementary schools, secondary schools, secondary school, secondary, primary, primary school, primary schools, schools, children, child, kid, kids, parent, parents, parenthood, childhood, difficult, annoying, misbehaved, parent teacher conference, parent teacher conferences, conference, meeting, meetings, educators, educator, education, bad news, breaking the news, daughter, daughters"What did you learn in school today that I'd object to?"
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school, schools, schooling, classroom, classrooms, curriculum, pupil, pupils, student, students, lesson, lessons, class, classes, teacher, teachers, kid, kids, life lesson, life lessons, life-lesson, life-lessons, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, social problem, political view, political views, educator, educators"It's one thing for the National Commission to comment on the quality of teaching in our schools. It's another thing entirely for you to stand up and call Mr. Costello a yo-yo."
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kid, kids, child, children, childhood, misbehave, misbehaving, time out, time-out, principal, principals, principals office, school, schools, primary school, elementary school, elementary schools, primary schools, name calling, education, educator, educators, teacher, teachers, headteacher, headteachers, headmaster, headmasters"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."
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teacher, teachers, teaching, educator, educators, education, educate, student, students, primary school, primary schools, secondary school, secondary schools, elementary school, elementary schools, math, mathematics, mathematician, mathematicians, multiplication, multiplication table, multiplication tables, class room, class rooms, classroom, classrooms, maths, maths classroom, math classroom, emotion, emotions, new math, new maths, common core, tantrum, tantrums, meme, memes, talking back, back talking, teacher life" 'How I Spent My Sabbatical,' by Professor Harvey Brinkman."
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education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, student, students, classroom, classrooms, class, classes, presentation, presentations, lecture, lectures, essay, essays, summer vacation, summer, vacation, vacations, break, breaks, holiday, holidays, sabbatical, sabbaticals, professor, professors, academic, academics, university, universities, college, colleges, higher education, higher ed, how i spent my summer vacation, educator, educators, lecturer, lecturer, faculty, fellow, fellows, instructor, instructors, reader, readers, word play, wordplay"That's not a math lesson. That's just some notes to myself."
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run down, strung out, tired, depressed, frustrated, bored, parent, parents, parent-teacher conference, parent-teacher conferences, countdown, counting the days, keeping track, teacher, teachers, parents evening, parents night, classroom, school, schools, educator, educators, education, meeting, meetings, report card, report cards, profession, job, career, careers, professions, jobs"I'm sure your parents won't mind us using white flour. We're making paste."
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teacher, teachers, education, educating, educator, educators, project, projects, school, schools, class, classroom, classrooms, student, students, kid, kids, child, children, primary school, elementary school, gluten free, gluten, ocd, obsessive, overbearing, preschool, diet, gluten intolerant, celiac, celiac disease, flour, white flour, experiment, experiments, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood"There's a small gland in the center of the skull called the pituitary, and . . ."
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pituitary gland, pituitary glands, giant, giants, tall, tall man, tall person, tall people, height, heights, freak, freaks, freak show, freak show, circus, circuses, circus freak, circus freaks, sideshow, sideshows, educator, educators, human anatomy, anatomy, anatomical, gland, glands, growth, human growth, human growth hormone, human growth hormones, tallest man, world's tallest man, anatomy lesson, anatomy lessons, biologyNew Course At The New School
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education, educated, educate, educator, educators, blackboard, blackboards, whiteboard, whiteboards, equation, equations, series, tv series, classic, classics, entertainment, broadcasting, tv, tvs, television, televisions, tv show, tv shows, schoolhouse, schoolroom, schoolrooms, classroom, classrooms, school, schools, teacher, teachers, professor, professors, tutor, tutors"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."
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new age, school, schools, preschool, preschools, elementary school, elementary schools, education, educator, educators, safe environment, safe environments, safe space, safe spaces, preparation, prepare, preparing, prepares, life preparation, life preparations, teacher, teachers, teaching, grade, grades, grading"I teach in the department of people who aren't good at math."
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math, maths, teacher, teachers, math teacher, math teachers, maths teacher, maths teachers, math lesson, math lessons, maths lesson, maths lessons, math class, math classes, maths class, maths classes, introduction, introductions, classroom, classrooms, educator, educators, educating, math skill, math skills, maths skill, maths skillsCans of peas.
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peas, pea, can, cans, opened can, unopened can, opened cans, unopened cans, past tense, future tense, eat, ate, eating, past, future, tenses, timeline, teach, teacher, teachers, teaching, educator, educators, taught, pop culture"It's not often you see someone teach by the knock-knock joke method."
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knock-knock joke, knock knock joke, knock-knock jokes, knock knock jokes, joke, jokes, teaching method, teaching methods, teaching style, teaching styles, class, classes, lesson, lessons, lecture, lectures, lecturer, lecturers, lecturing, teach, teaches, sense of humour, sense of humor, educator, educatorsOld School
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school, schools, old school, old school, learning institution, learning institutions, teacher, teachers, educator, educators, behind the times, old fashioned, out of style, old-time, obsolete, ancient, obsolescent, fashion, building, architecture, architect, architects, antique building design, history of architecture