Efforts Cartoons

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
Search ID:
CC125183
High Res:
5608x5027 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
baseball, base ball, national, national anthem, anthem, us, usa, audience, audiences, the game, the big game, live sport, sport, sports, tv sport, effort, efforts, low effort, sing, singing, forgetting the words, lyrics, pretend, pretending, pretence, pretense, pretenses, star spangled banner, star-spangled banner, american pride, national pride, national identity, cultural identity, commit, non committal, non-committal

"The Sudden, Sure Knowledge That One's Best Efforts Have Come To Naught."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC31178
High Res:
1901x1652 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
effort, efforts, death, deaths, die, dies, deadly, escape, vaudeville, song-and-dance, grim reapers, grim-reapers, grim reaper, grim-reaper, audience, audiences, dying, dies, cheating death, cheats death, performance, performed, barbershop music, barbershop, disappointed, disappointed, fail, failed, effort, efforts

"Evan and I have an open relationship, but, really, who has the energy?"

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC132995
High Res:
4471x3899 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
relationship, relationships, open relationship, open relationships, polyamory, polygamy, open marriage, open marriages, office chats, chatting, office gossip, gossiping, realistic, lazy, not bothered, can't be bothered, dating, date, pointless, monogamy, monogamous, monogamy, effort, efforts

"Flowers in a lobby are good P.R."

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC36576
High Res:
2520x2081 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
flower, flowers, design, low effort, effort, efforts, decor, minimal, minimalism, decorating, decorations, ornament, ornaments, public relations, pr, p.r., p.r, public relation, lobby, lobbies, foyer, foyers, reception, receptions, receptionist, vase, vases, floral arrangement, flower arrangement, offices, office, businessmen, business, suit, suits, men

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC40045
High Res:
1554x3240 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
spoof, spoofs, parody, parodies, sarcasm, sarcastic, saint, saints, saintly, modern, modern life, modern world, modernity, tech, technology, religion, religious, religious imagery, sainthood, routine, daily routine, routines, pay it forward, inconvenient, inconvenience, inconveniences, inconvenienced, petty, pettiness, effort, efforts, hard, hard work, do your best

"Of course, if this one flops we're done."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC121031
High Res:
2000x2030 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
flop, flops, plan z, fail-safe, fail-safes, plan, plans, planning, plan b, hierarchy, hierarchies, incompetent, incompetence, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, corporate culture, executive, executives, planning commission, planning commissions, last ditch, last ditch effort, last ditch efforts, effort, efforts, try, tries, trying

"Let's go with the farm-raised salmon tonight."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC138151
High Res:
4196x3269 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bear, bears, fish, salmon, salmons, food, farm-raised, meal, meals, meal planning, dinner, dinners, wet, soaking, soaked, starving, hungry, difficult, challenging, hunting, hunter, hunters, fisherman, fishermen, fishing, angler, anglers, angling, catching fish, effort, efforts, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, fresh fish

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

Artist:
Krimstein, Ken
Search ID:
CC135175
High Res:
2824x2433 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
salmon, masturbate, masturbates, masturbating, effort, efforts, mate, mates, mating, swim upstream, swims upstream, swimming upstream, swim, swims, swimming, difficult, difficulty, not worth it, vow, vows, vowing, lazy, laziness, can't be bothered, spawn, spawns, spawning, journey, journeys, long journey, long journeys, fish

"Just remember, if you give a hundred and ten per cent, I get twenty per cent of that."

Artist:
Eckstein, Bob
Search ID:
CC141749
High Res:
3088x2271 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
agent, agents, sports agent, sports agents, percentage, percentages, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, player, players, representative, representatives, greed, greedy, greediness, give it your all, giving it your all, effort, efforts, money, 110%, fee, fees, bilk, bilks, bilking, overcharge, overcharges, overcharging, surcharge, surcharges, hidden fee, hidden fees, hidden cost, hidden costs

"You're always trying too hard, Eddie!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
PB400455
High Res:
2561x3573 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
try too hard, tries too hard, trying too hard, effort, efforts, put effort in, putting effort in, date, dates, unimpress, unimpressed, bore, bores, boring, nice guy, nice guys, first date, first dates, date, dates, dating, single life, play it cool, plays it cool, playing it cool, pickup artist, pickup artists, pua, puas, pick-up artist, pick-up artists, relax, relaxes, relaxing, tip, tips, dating tip, dating tips