"The Sudden, Sure Knowledge That One's Best Efforts Have Come To Naught."
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"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."
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"Just remember, if you give a hundred and ten per cent, I get twenty per cent of that."
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"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."
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"Flowers in a lobby are good P.R."
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The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon
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"Evan and I have an open relationship, but, really, who has the energy?"
"Let's go with the farm-raised salmon tonight."
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"You're always trying too hard, Eddie!"
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"Of course, if this one flops we're done."
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"Well, there is one more procedure I've always wanted to try."
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"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."
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