"I did all my own stunts."
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humpty, humpty dumpty, dumpty, egg, eggs, nursery rhymes, nursery rhyme, rhyme, rhymes, song, songs, fairy, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, stunt, stunts, cracked, cracks, injuries, injured, injury, injuring, cracks, stuntmen, stuntman, stunts, stunt, my own stunts, all my own stunts, talk, talk shows, talk show, talk-shows, talk-show, late night, late-night, children, children'sA chicken and an egg racing to take a number to see which one of them will come first.
"That's not how I sat on you."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, insult, insults, insulted, bird, birds, egg, eggs, chick, chicks, intrude, intrusion, intrusions, intrusive, grandparent, grandparents, mother and daughter, mothers and daughters"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"
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restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, diner, diners, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, breakfast, egg, eggs, omelette, omelettes, omelet, omelets, health, unhealthy, egg yolk, egg yolks, egg whites, egg white, cholesterol, fitness, heart health"He's very angry. He wanted the tuna and egg."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, food, cat food, religion, religious, pagan, god, gods, offering, offerings, angry, upset, unhappy, tuna, egg, priest, priests, high priest, high priests, temple, temples, statue, statues, ancient, history, historical"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"
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animal, animals, rooster, roosters, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, chick, chicks, egg, eggs, large, brown, jumbo, kid, kids, child, children, baby, babies, pregnancy, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, new parent, new parents, hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, maternity ward, obstetrics ward, delivery ward, waiting area, waiting areas, waiting room, waiting rooms, new father, new dad, expectant parents, expectant father, expectant dad, delivery, deliveries, delivering a baby, having a baby, good news"You're lucky he's so supportive, Leda. A lot of men would probably feel threatened f their wives laid an egg."
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leda, leda and the swan, clytemnestra, helen, castor, pollux, egg, eggs, ancient greek, ancient greeks, ancient greece, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, classical myth, classical myths, classical mythology, husband, husbands, wife, wives, zeus, tyndareus of sparta, supportive husband, supportive husbands, egg, eggs"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."
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egg, eggs, boil, boiled, boiled egg, hard boiled, doctor, doctors, medicine, medical, live, to live, food, foods, humpty dumpty, humpty dumpty sat on a wall, nursery rhyme, rhyme, nursery rhymes, eat, eating, eats, medicines, prognosis, diagnosis, terminal, eggy, personified, through the looking glass, myths, myth, cook, cooking, cooked, cooks"Our eggs are particularly awesome today."
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farm, farms, farming, chicken farm, chicken farming, eggs, egg, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, laying eggs, farm shop, farm shops, farm stand, farm stands, giant egg, giant eggs, supersize, supersized, awesome, awesomeness, oversize, oversized, over size, farmer, farmers, battery farm, battery farms, free range eggs, free-range eggs, salesperson, salespeople, saleswoman, saleswomen, sales tactic, sales tactics, selling, consumerism, capitalism, capitalist, capitalistsEggs Benedict Arnold
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sperm, egg, eggs, sperm cell, egg cell, fertilisation, fertilization, conception, conceive, conceiving, conceived, real estate, realtor, realtors, estate agent, estate agents, sell, selling, family, families, property, properties"Thank goodness he was wearing a condom."
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condom, condoms, protection, always use protection, humpty, humpty dumpty, dumpty, egg, eggs, nursery rhymes, nursery rhyme, rhyme, rhymes, song, songs, fairy, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, stunt, stunts, cracked, cracks, injuries, injured, injury, injuring, cracks, king's horses, king's men, repair, repairs, visual gag, pun, puns, play on words, word play, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parody, parodied, parodies"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."
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egg, eggs, chicken, chickens, chick, chick, hatching egg, hatching eggs, author, authors, writer, writers, novelist, novelist, aspiring author, aspiring authors, defeatist, pessimism, pessimist, pessimists, publishing, realistic, realist, realists, writer, writers, author, authors, egg, eggs, humpty dumpty, inspiration, inspirations, muse, muses, hatch a plan, hatching a plan"Just between us, I came first, but I shredded the evidence."
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