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Egg Cartoons
Egg cartoon 1 of 149
"And now we just relax, settle down, and smother them until they crack."
Egg cartoon 2 of 149
"I did all my own stunts."
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A chicken and an egg racing to take a number to see which one of them will come first.
Egg cartoon 4 of 149
"So! When's the big day?"
Egg cartoon 5 of 149
"That's not how I sat on you."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, insult, insults, insulted, bird, birds, egg, eggs, chick, chicks, intrude, intrusion, intrusions, intrusive, grandparent, grandparents, mother and daughter, mothers and daughtersEgg cartoon 6 of 149
"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"
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"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."
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restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, diner, diners, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, breakfast, egg, eggs, omelette, omelettes, omelet, omelets, health, unhealthy, egg yolk, egg yolks, egg whites, egg white, cholesterol, fitness, heart healthEgg cartoon 8 of 149
"He's very angry. He wanted the tuna and egg."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, food, cat food, religion, religious, pagan, god, gods, offering, offerings, angry, upset, unhappy, tuna, egg, priest, priests, high priest, high priests, temple, temples, statue, statues, ancient, history, historicalEgg cartoon 9 of 149
"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"
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animal, animals, rooster, roosters, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, chick, chicks, egg, eggs, large, brown, jumbo, kid, kids, child, children, baby, babies, pregnancy, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, new parent, new parents, hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, maternity ward, obstetrics ward, delivery ward, waiting area, waiting areas, waiting room, waiting rooms, new father, new dad, expectant parents, expectant father, expectant dad, delivery, deliveries, delivering a baby, having a baby, good newsEgg cartoon 10 of 149
"You're lucky he's so supportive, Leda. A lot of men would probably feel threatened f their wives laid an egg."
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leda, leda and the swan, clytemnestra, helen, castor, pollux, egg, eggs, ancient greek, ancient greeks, ancient greece, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, classical myth, classical myths, classical mythology, husband, husbands, wife, wives, zeus, tyndareus of sparta, supportive husband, supportive husbands, egg, eggsEgg cartoon 11 of 149
"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, nest, nests, egg, eggs, hatch, hatching, baby, babies, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, new parent, new parents, mistake, mistakes, empty nest, empty nester, empty nesters, independence, freedom, too soon, too earlyEgg cartoon 12 of 149
First Visit From The Acme Cholesterol-Removal Service
Egg cartoon 13 of 149
"I'm afraid you have only three minutes to live."
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egg, eggs, boil, boiled, boiled egg, hard boiled, doctor, doctors, medicine, medical, live, to live, food, foods, humpty dumpty, humpty dumpty sat on a wall, nursery rhyme, rhyme, nursery rhymes, eat, eating, eats, medicines, prognosis, diagnosis, terminal, eggy, personified, through the looking glass, myths, myth, cook, cooking, cooked, cooksEgg cartoon 14 of 149
Fresh-Squeezed Eggs.
Egg cartoon 15 of 149
"Our eggs are particularly awesome today."
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farm, farms, farming, chicken farm, chicken farming, eggs, egg, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, laying eggs, farm shop, farm shops, farm stand, farm stands, giant egg, giant eggs, supersize, supersized, awesome, awesomeness, oversize, oversized, over size, farmer, farmers, battery farm, battery farms, free range eggs, free-range eggs, salesperson, salespeople, saleswoman, saleswomen, sales tactic, sales tactics, selling, consumerism, capitalism, capitalist, capitalistsEgg cartoon 16 of 149
"Mornin', hon—can I fix you some eggs?"
Egg cartoon 17 of 149
Eggs Benedict Arnold
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eggs benedict, benedict arnold, betray, betrays, betrayal, betrayals, betraying, breakfast, breakfasts, breakfast food, breakfast foods, brunch, brunches, collapse, collapses, collapsing, overeat, overeats, overeating, food poisoning, food poisoned, ill, illness, illnesses, favorite food, favorite foods, egg, eggs, egg dish, egg dishesEgg cartoon 18 of 149
"It's perfect for starting a family."
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sperm, egg, eggs, sperm cell, egg cell, fertilisation, fertilization, conception, conceive, conceiving, conceived, real estate, realtor, realtors, estate agent, estate agents, sell, selling, family, families, property, propertiesEgg cartoon 19 of 149
"There I trust that settles it."
Egg cartoon 20 of 149
"The chicken is for this year's taxes. The egg is my estimated for next year."
Egg cartoon 21 of 149
"Thank goodness he was wearing a condom."
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protection, always use protection, humpty, humpty dumpty, dumpty, egg, eggs, nursery rhymes, nursery rhyme, rhyme, rhymes, song, songs, fairy, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, stunt, stunts, cracked, cracks, injuries, injured, injury, injuring, cracks, king's horses, king's men, repair, repairs, visual gag, pun, puns, play on words, word play, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parody, parodied, parodiesEgg cartoon 22 of 149
The Delusional World of the Free-Range Chicken
Egg cartoon 23 of 149
"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."
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egg, eggs, chicken, chickens, chick, chick, hatching egg, hatching eggs, author, authors, writer, writers, novelist, novelist, aspiring author, aspiring authors, defeatist, pessimism, pessimist, pessimists, publishing, realistic, realist, realists, writer, writers, author, authors, egg, eggs, humpty dumpty, inspiration, inspirations, muse, muses, hatch a plan, hatching a planEgg cartoon 24 of 149
"Just between us, I came first, but I shredded the evidence."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, poultry, duck, ducks, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, egg, eggs, which came first, first, riddle, riddles, cliche, cliches, science, biology, dilemma, dilemmas, causality, paradox, paradoxes, evidence, shredded, destroyed, secret, secrets, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, mystery, mysteriesEgg cartoon 25 of 149
"Now look what you've done!"
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chicken, chickens, chick, chicks, hatching, egg, eggs, accident, accidents, breakage, breakages, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, accusation, accusations, bad parent, bad parents, telling off, telling offsMore cartoons with the keyword 'egg'