"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."
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"You just keep me around to fill in the gaps in your persona."
"To my wife of fifteen years —arguably the best of my many perks."
"I'm sorry, Herbert, but you're no longer part of the story I want to tell about myself."
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"What do you think- capitalize 'Me'? Or too much?"
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"But enough about the dollar. Let's talk about me!"
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"Look out! Here comes Denis Farnell and his 'wellness unto death.' "
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"You're wonderful, Kimberly, and I want to be married, but I'm looking for a complete unknown."
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"The U.S.S. Narcissus"
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"Sorry about the mask. I'm always afraid my fame will overwhelm people."
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"It's always poor you, isn't it, Albert?"
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"Surely not guilty. Next case."
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Special Person Statue
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"I consider myself a passionate man, but, of course, a lawyer first."
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"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."
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"As if we didn't already know too much about ourselves, we're having our DNA done."
"If you were me, you'd be self-absorbed, too."
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Puck Building Shoot-out
"Take me, for example. I didn't always have charisma."
"But enough about me, Lauren, let's not talk anymore."
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"Do you have any idea who I am?"
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J.P. Turnbull Mogul at Large
"I'm sorry – here I am going on and on and I haven't asked you a thing about being caught in a trap."