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Egotist Cartoons
Egotist cartoon 1 of 91
"Now for the high point of the evening - a videotape of my elevation to regional director of marketing."
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videotape, videotapes, highlight, highlights, highlight reel, highlight reels, ego, egomaniac, egomaniacs, egotist, egotists, egotistical, self-promoter, self-promoters, self-promotion, ego stroker, ego strokers, ego stroking, bore, bores, boring, dinner party, dinner parties, uninteresting, toot your own horn, tooting your own hornEgotist cartoon 2 of 91
"To be honest - I'm not sure that accounting can be taught."
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accounting, accountant, accountants, skill, skills, talent, talents, talented, self-absorbed, ego, egotist, egotistical, egotists, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachers, passion, passions, passion project, passion projects, condescend, condescends, condescending, sexist, misogyny, misogynist, misogynistsEgotist cartoon 3 of 91
"I'm sorry, I didn't hear what you said. I was listening to my body."
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communication, communications, communicating, communicate, communicates, vain, vanity, vainness, self-esteem, self-esteems, self confidence, self-confidence, small talk, ego, egos, egotist, egotists, egotistical, big headed, big-headed, big head, big heads, paying attention, listening skill, listening skills, party, parties, party guest, party guestsEgotist cartoon 4 of 91
"Of course it's not my son. My son is a nitwit. That's me, thirty years ago."
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son, sons, family photo, family photos, family photograph, family photographs, family life, proud father, proud fathers, proud dad, proud dads, dad, dads, father, fathers, ego, egos, egotist, egotists, egotism, businessmen, businessman, corporate culture, narcissistic, narcissism, narcissist, narcissistsEgotist cartoon 5 of 91
"Sometimes I think the collaborative process would work better without you."
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collaboration, collaborations, collaborative process, collaborative processes, collaborate, collaborates, work together, works together, working together, team player, team players, ego, egotist, egotists, egotistical, contribute, contribution, contributions, dead weight, coworker, coworkers, co-worker, co-workers, colleague, colleagues, unappreciated, underappreciated, creative, creativity, loner, loners, lone wolf, lone wolves, not a team player, unfriendly, collaborator, collaborators, creative process, undermine, undermines, underminingEgotist cartoon 6 of 91
"All hat and no cattle but, my god, what a hat."
Egotist cartoon 7 of 91
Narcissist Cards
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narcissist cards, greeting cards, narcissist, narcissists, birthday, birthdays, bon voyage, narcissist cards, bon-voyage, narcissism, greeting card, birthday card, birthday cards, condolence card, sympathy card, sympathy cards, condolences, ego, egos, egotist, egotists, egotistical, self centred, self-centred, self-centered, self centeredEgotist cartoon 8 of 91
"Damn it, man, do I look like I have any yellow ochre?"
Egotist cartoon 9 of 91
"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."
Egotist cartoon 10 of 91
"Senior Vice-President Buffington reporting, sir. Requests permission to advance and be recognized."
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vice president, vice presidents, vice-president, vice-presidents, office politics, corporate culture, corporate ladder, businessmen, businessman, corporate environment, corporate hierarchy, status, intimidation, intimidating, intimidated, pecking order, corporate bully, bullies, ego, egos, egotist, egotists, egotistical, big boss, big bosses, status symbol, status symbols, pa, pas, personal assistant, personal assistants, deferenceEgotist cartoon 11 of 91
"You know all those anonymous gifts to charities – that was me,."
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chat-up line, chat-up lines, come-ons, come-on, bad chat-up line, bad chat-up lines, bad pick-up lines, bad pick-up lines, bad come-ons, bad come-on, boast, boasting, boasting, self-aggrandising, self-aggrandizing, self-promotion, self-promotion, shameless, shameless bragging, bragging egotistical, egotist, narcissism, narcissisticEgotist cartoon 12 of 91
"Sorry, Mr. President. I'm afraid D Day has nothing to do with your name."
Egotist cartoon 13 of 91
"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."
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dog, dogs, cat, cats, god, gods, self-esteem, self-worth, feline, felines, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, cat owner, cat owners, value, values, valuation, valuations, anagram, anagrams, egotist, egotists, egotisticalEgotist cartoon 14 of 91
"Do you ever feel as though the portfolio of your manhood should have included combat?"
Egotist cartoon 15 of 91
"She's gotten really arrogant now that she has a stalker."
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stalker, stalk, stalks, stalking, stalked, harassment, harassing, harassed, harass, arrogance, arrogant, ego, egos, egotist, egotists, egotistical, egotism, self esteem, self-esteem, self-confidence, self confidence, self-confident, self confident, ego boost, ego boosts, ego-boost, ego-boosts, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, celebrity cultureEgotist cartoon 16 of 91
"My majesty."
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your majesty, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, throne, thrones, throne room, throne rooms, fealty, swear fealty, swearing fealty, courtier, courtiers, ego, egos, egotist, egotists, egotistical, narcissist, narcissists, narcissism, self-worship, selfish, selfishness, status, high status, royal, royals, royalty, self-interest, self-interested, high society, divine right, divine rightsEgotist cartoon 17 of 91
"Hey, pal, do you have any idea who I think I am?"
Egotist cartoon 18 of 91
"I thought he was a genius, but now I find out that he was self-proclaimed."
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executive, executives, business, businessmen, businessman, businesses, office, offices, corporate, corporations, corporation, work, workers, working, working world, market, marketing, markets, profit, profit boost, profits, profitable, profitability, train, training, trained, trainer, genius, geniuses, resume, resumes, ego, egotist, egotistical, failure, failed, failures, recoup, recouping, trust, trusting, trustworthy, reliable, rely, relying, running away, run away, runawayEgotist cartoon 19 of 91
"What do you think- capitalize 'Me'? Or too much?"
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grammar, capitals, capitalisation, proper noun, proper nouns, god, heaven, angel, angels, christianity, judaism, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, egocentric, egotist, self-absorbed, self-absorption, bible, the bible, deity, capitalize, grammar nazi, deities, monotheism, monotheist, reverential capitalisation, reverential capitalization, pronouns, pronoun, correct pronounsEgotist cartoon 20 of 91
"Oh, great! Here comes the policeman of the world again."
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police, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officers, policeman of the world, policemen of the world, king of the jungle, egotist, egotists, egotism, egotistical, king of the jungle, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, natural world, animal kingdom, animal, monkey, monkeys, ape, apes, ape man, ape menEgotist cartoon 21 of 91
A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and
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mower, mowers, mow, mows, mowing, lawn, lawns, lawn care, image, self-image, overconfident, overconfidence, ride-on mower, ride-on lawnmower, lawnmower, lawnmowers, ride-on lawnmowers, trike, trikes, tricycle, tricycles, childish, childishness, overconfident, overconfidence, attraction, attractive, attractiveness, kiddie car, kiddie cars, kiddie, psychology, self-deception, deception, deceive, deceives, ego, egotistical, egotist, egotistsEgotist cartoon 22 of 91
"Peace on Earth, good will toward crows."
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selfish, self-interest, self-interested, prayer, prayers, pray, prays, praying, peace on earth, world peace, nature, animal, animals, selfishness, bug, bugs, turtle, turtles, chipmunk, chipmunks, frog, frogs, crow, crows, god, ego, egotist, egotists, egotistical, species, preference, preferences, self-involvedEgotist cartoon 23 of 91
"What does he have to be falsely humble about?"
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humble, humility, false humility, outrage, outraged, indignant, indignation, cocktail party, cocktail parties, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, proud, pride, humblebrag, humblebrags, brag, brags, bragging, ego, egotist, egotists, egotistical, big ego, big egos, large ego, large egos, huge ego, huge egos, narcissist, narcissists, narcissisticEgotist cartoon 24 of 91
"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"
Egotist cartoon 25 of 91
"I hoped you'd like the size of it."
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ego, egoism, egotist, egotistical, ego and id, id, self obsessed, self obsession, self-obsessed, self-obsession, selfish, self-centred, self-centered, art, artist, artists, portrait, portraits, portrait artist, artistic, paint, painting, painter, painters, paintings, large format, shrine, shrines, big boss, fat cat, business men, businessmen, businessman, businessman, commission, commissioned, patron, patronageMore cartoons with the keyword 'egotist'