Egotist Cartoons

Egotist Cartoons

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"Sometimes I think the collaborative process would work better without you."

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"All hat and no cattle but, my god, what a hat."

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Narcissist Cards

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"Damn it, man, do I look like I have any yellow ochre?"

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"To be honest - I'm not sure that accounting can be taught."

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"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

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"I thought he was a genius, but now I find out that he was self-proclaimed."

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"Hey, pal, do you have any idea who I think I am?"

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A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

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"Peace on Earth, good will toward crows."

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"You know what I like about power? It's so damn empowering."

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Critics In Love

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Overnight Programming

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"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

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"I'm putting you on speaker - it's essential for everyone to hear our conversation."

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"Thanks, baby. Ciao."

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"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

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Ego Tourism

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"Would you mind aligning yourself with the deflated egos? We're overstocked on the inflated ones."

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"You want my latest opinion about the President? How about my opinion of Japanese enzyme baths. Or breakfast wraps - you need to hear what I have to say about breakfast wraps!"

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"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

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Me

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"Senior Vice-President Buffington reporting, sir. Requests permission to advance and be recognized."

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"Let it go, Damien. He's nobody, and you're a minor figure."

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"Not everyone gets a coffee store chain named after him, eh, 'Ishmael'?"

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