"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."
Tags:hipster, hipsters, farmer, farmers, farmers market, market, markets, shopping, fresh food, food, drink, organic, homemade, homegrown, local, shop local, support local business, support local businesses, business, businesses, small business, small businesses, self-congratulatory, superiority, superior, pat on the back, ego, egotistical, egotistic, egocentric, trendy
"Maybe this will make you less of a jerk!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, marry, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, husband, husbands, wife, wives, partner, partners, spouse, spouses, women, men, nagging, nag, nagged, royal, royalty, king, kings, monarch, monarchy, sarcasm, sarcastic, ego, egotistical, egotistic, big ego, arrogance, arrogant
"In the last few months, Matthew has gone on twenty-four-hour alert for signs of aging."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, beauty, attractiveness, youth, ging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, old, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, signs of aging, signs of ageing, 24 hour, twenty-four hour, alert, alerts, emergency, emergencies, vanity, vain, ego, egotistical, egotistic, wrinkle, wrinkles
"Let the healing begin!"
"Sorry about the mask. I'm always afraid my fame will overwhelm people."
Tags:date, dates, dating, blind date, first date, cocktail party, cocktail parties, vanity, vain, ego, big ego, egomaniac, egocentric, egotistical, egotistic, arrogant, arrogance, men, famous, full of yourself, conceited, pretentious, meeting people, social anxiety, social anxieties, socially awkward, oddball, weird, weirdo, mask, masked
"It's my company. I want to star in the commercial."
Tags:marketing strategy, advertising strategy, marketing strategies, advertising strategies, advert, adverts, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, commercial, commercials, ego, egos, egotistic, egotistical, self centred, self-centred, self-centered, self-centered, vanity, vain, businessmen, businessman, big head, stubborn, boss, bosses, ego trip, ego trips
"I told him to do that."
Too Good for Most Jobs
"Surely not guilty. Next case."
Tags:doppelganger, doppelgangers, twin, twins, ego, egotistic, egotistical, egocentric, judicial, judicial system, judge, judges, defendant, defendants, defence, defense, crimes, criminal, criminals, not guilty, law, laws, lawyer, lawyers, law and order, courtroom, courtrooms, court, courts, courthouse
"It's that 'rarer than thou' attitude that gets me."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rhino, rhinos, rhinoceros, rhinoceros, giraffe, giraffes, safari, safari animal, safari animals, rare, wild, endangered, endangered animal, endangered animals, rarer, holier-than-thou, holier than thou, ego, egoist, egoists, egotistic, egotistical, self-centred, self-centered, attitude, bad attitude, snob, snobs, snobby, smug, self-satisfied, conceited, judgemental
Special Person Statue
Tags:statue, statues, monument, monuments, men, special prosecutor, special envoy, special ambassador, special kind of guy, self obsessed, self absorbed, law, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, pretentious, self centered, self centred, ego, big ego, egocentric, egotistic, vain, vanity, narcissistic, narcissism, self important, important, special
"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."
Tags:paris, france, french, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, americans, tourist, tourism, tourists, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out, waiter, waiters, server, servers, customer service, service, bad service, bad customer service, independent, independence, liberty, freedom, individualism, individualistic, selfish, self-centred, self-centered, vain, egotistic, attitude, attitudes, superpower, superpowers, global superpower
"Say, we pandas are cute!"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, panda, pandas, panda bear, panda bears, china, cute, adorable, reflection, reflections, admiring, narcissism, narcissistic, narcissist, narcissists, vain, self-esteem, self-confidence, ego, egotistic, egotistical, beauty, attractiveness, body image
"Call it vanity, call it narcissism, call it egomania. I love you."
"And do you take your organic green tea with sugar, lemon, honey, or just the usual dollop of smug self-righteousness?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, dining out, eating out, food, drink, drinks, meal, meals, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, server, servers, service, customer service, customer, customers, patron, patrons, guest, guests, rude service, bad service, bad customer service, rude server, rude servers, rude waitress, rude waitresses, green tea, organic, sugar, lemon, honey, smug, self-righteous, egotistic, stuck-up, snobbish, snob, snobs, pompous, rude, usual, dollop, foodie, foodies, word play, wordplay
"If you were me, you'd be self-absorbed, too."
Tags:ego, egotistic, egotistical, self worth, self-worth, self-esteem, self esteem, self-absorbed self absorbed, self-centered, egocentric, self-involved, egoistical, egoistic, snob, snobbish, conceited, conceit, husband, husbands, wife, wives, marriage, married, married life, dating, dating life, dating issues, narcissist, narcissistic
A sign in the window of a bookstore reads "Meet the Author and his Ego 2 P.M."
Tags:writer, writers, author, authors, literature, book, books, novel, novels, bookstore, bookstores, bookshop, bookshops, bookseller, booksellers, event, events, meet the author, ego, vain, vanity, egotistic, egoist, egoists, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, arrogant, arrogance, front window, front windows, display window, display windows, storefront, storefronts, sign, signs, signage
"We like to think of ourselves as a firm for gifted attorneys."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, law office, law offices, law firm, law firms, vain, narcissistic, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, arrogant, egotistical, egotistic, self-confidence, self-esteem, full of oneself, overconfident, gifted, talented, practicing law, practising law
"I hardly think you'll warrant an invitation-only funeral."
Tags:death, dead, funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral services, wake, wakes, memorial service, memorial services, memorial, memorials, popular, popularity, invitation, invitations, invite, invites, only, vain, vanity, ego, egotistic, egotistical, self-centred, self-centered, narcissism, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, funeral planning, end-of-life planning, after death planning
Puck Building Shoot-out
"She's one of those bad mothers who say they're bad mothers but think they're good mothers."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, baby, babies, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, bad mother, good mother, bad mothers, good mothers, think, thinking, thought, thoughts, mothering, self-confidence, self-esteem, vain, vanity, ego, egotistic, egotistical
Extreme Vanity Press - Fall, 2007
Tags:vanity, vain, ego, egotistic, pride, proud, arrogant, arrogance, conceited, conceit, boast, boastful, brag, self-important, narcissist, narcissism, show-off, show off, showoff, extreme, best, amazing, wonderful, better, author, authors, writer, writers, best book, best ever, book, books, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements
"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."
Tags:uniform, uniforms, service, serve, serving, football, american football, football uniform, football uniforms, team, teams, self, selfless, selfless act, selfless acts, surrender yourself, surrender, self-denial, denial, ego, egotistic, pretend, pretending, self-aggrandizement, self aggrandizing, self-aggrandizing, self-aggrandisement, self-aggrandising, self aggrandising, pep talk, pep talks, motivational talk, soldier, soldiers, football player, football players, duty, duties
"God made me king because God is good."
Tags:king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, religion, religious, god, god is good, self-centered, self-centred, egotistic, egotistical, narcissistic, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists
Tags:animal whisperer, animal whisperers, pet, pets, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppies, puppy, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, animal, animals, talking dog, talking dogs, talking animal, talking animals, dog whisperer, dog whisperers, talking trash, talking smack, smack talk, trash talk, tough guy, tough guys, mr. tough guy, ego, egos, egotistical, egocentric, egotistic