Egotistic Cartoons

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Extreme Vanity Press - Fall, 2007

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"Here comes God's gift to Central Park West."

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"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

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"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

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"It's that 'rarer than thou' attitude that gets me."

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"Sorry about the mask. I'm always afraid my fame will overwhelm people."

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"I hardly think you'll warrant an invitation-only funeral."

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Tough Guy

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J.P. Turnbull Mogul at Large

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"I told him to do that."

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"Maybe this will make you less of a jerk!"

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"If you were me, you'd be self-absorbed, too."

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"The greatest advance of the digital era has been the rebranding of narcissism as sharing."

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Man walks into a bar displaying a sign that reads "Smug Hour 5 p.m.-6 p.m."

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"I'm pulling down nearly six figures these days. Five, to be exact."

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"My Facebook page has only one like, but it is from the Emperor."

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"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

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Too Good for Most Jobs

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"She's one of those bad mothers who say they're bad mothers but think they're good mothers."

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"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

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Special Person Statue

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"It's my company. I want to star in the commercial."

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"Let the healing begin!"

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"And do you take your organic green tea with sugar, lemon, honey, or just the usual dollop of smug self-righteousness?"

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"At this time, we'd like to begin boarding our 'It's all about me' members."

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