Egotistical Cartoons

"Sometimes I think the collaborative process would work better without you."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC129555
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4751x4066 pixels (unwatermarked)
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collaboration, collaborations, collaborative process, collaborative processes, collaborate, collaborates, work together, works together, working together, team player, team players, ego, egotist, egotists, egotistical, contribute, contribution, contributions, dead weight, coworker, coworkers, co-worker, co-workers, colleague, colleagues, unappreciated, underappreciated, creative, creativity, loner, loners, lone wolf, lone wolves, not a team player, unfriendly, collaborator, collaborators, creative process, undermine, undermines, undermining

"All hat and no cattle but, my god, what a hat."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC128231
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8942x4496 pixels (unwatermarked)
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compensation, compensating, compensations, cowboy hat, cowboy hats, rancher, ranchers, cattle rancher, cattle ranchers, cowboy, cowboys, western hat, western hats, overcompensating, over-compensating, overcompensate, over-compensate, ego, egos, egotist, egotists, egotistical

Narcissist Cards

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC128263
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5364x4002 pixels (unwatermarked)
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narcissist cards, greeting cards, narcissist, narcissists, birthday, birthdays, bon voyage, narcissist cards, bon-voyage, narcissism, greeting card, birthday card, birthday cards, condolence card, sympathy card, sympathy cards, condolences, ego, egos, egotist, egotists, egotistical, self centred, self-centred, self-centered, self centered

"Damn it, man, do I look like I have any yellow ochre?"

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC119417
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2000x1748 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
ochre, yellow ochre, train track, train tracks, artist, artists, self-interest, self-interested, self-absorbed, self absorption, egotist, egotists, egotistical, ego, egos, big ego, big egos, self-important, self-importance, selfish, selfishness

"To be honest - I'm not sure that accounting can be taught."

Artist:
Diffee, Matthew
Search ID:
CC120195
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2000x2068 pixels (unwatermarked)
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accounting, accountant, accountants, skill, skills, talent, talents, talented, self-absorbed, ego, egotist, egotistical, egotists, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachers, passion, passions, passion project, passion projects, condescend, condescends, condescending, sexist, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC122139
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3500x2869 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dog, dogs, cat, cats, god, gods, self-esteem, self-worth, feline, felines, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, cat owner, cat owners, value, values, valuation, valuations, anagram, anagrams, egotist, egotists, egotistical

"Enough about me, but nothing about you just yet."

Artist:
Dator, Joe
Search ID:
CC129493
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2751x2790 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
date, dating, dates, self centred, selfish, obnoxious, dating horror stories, dating horrors, ego, egoism, egotistical, love, romance, romantic, stories, conversation, conversations, over coffee, coffee, cafe, disinterest, relationships, relationship advice, gender, gender stereotypes, stereotypes, sexism, sexism in action, male chauvinism, chauvinist, male, men, man, it's a man's world, sexist, everyday sexism, every day sexism, microaggression, microaggressions, women, women's world, dating woes, modern, modern life, modern dating, modern love

"I thought he was a genius, but now I find out that he was self-proclaimed."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC135326
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2806x2217 pixels (unwatermarked)
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executive, executives, business, businessmen, businessman, businesses, office, offices, corporate, corporations, corporation, work, workers, working, working world, market, marketing, markets, profit, profit boost, profits, profitable, profitability, train, training, trained, trainer, genius, geniuses, resume, resumes, ego, egotist, egotistical, failure, failed, failures, recoup, recouping, trust, trusting, trustworthy, reliable, rely, relying, running away, run away, runaway

"Hey, pal, do you have any idea who I think I am?"

Artist:
Gerberg, Mort
Search ID:
CC29854
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2366x1926 pixels (unwatermarked)
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entitled, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, entitlement complex, bar, barkeeper, barkeepers, barman, status, ego, egotist, egotists, egotistical, boozer, boozers, boozing, drinker, drinkers, delusion, delusions, delusions of grandeur

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC38164
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2000x1641 pixels (unwatermarked)
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mower, mowers, mow, mows, mowing, lawn, lawns, lawn care, image, self-image, overconfident, overconfidence, ride-on mower, ride-on lawnmower, lawnmower, lawnmowers, ride-on lawnmowers, trike, trikes, tricycle, tricycles, childish, childishness, overconfident, overconfidence, attraction, attractive, attractiveness, kiddie car, kiddie cars, kiddie, psychology, self-deception, deception, deceive, deceives, ego, egotistical, egotist, egotists

"Peace on Earth, good will toward crows."

Artist:
Harris, Sidney
Search ID:
CC29532
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3040x3682 pixels (unwatermarked)
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selfish, self-interest, self-interested, prayer, prayers, pray, prays, praying, peace on earth, world peace, nature, animal, animals, selfishness, bug, bugs, turtle, turtles, chipmunk, chipmunks, frog, frogs, crow, crows, god, ego, egotist, egotists, egotistical, species, preference, preferences, self-involved

Critics In Love

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC22726
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1381x1171 pixels (unwatermarked)
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vanity, ego, vain, love, in love, critic, critics, rating, ratings, star rating, star ratings, date, dates, dating, egotist, egotists, egotistical, evaluation, evaluations, evaluate, evaluating, evaluates, critique, critiques, critiquing, work, works, working, professional critic, professional critics

"Edgar, you've been retired for three years now. Why don't you loosen your tie?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC16791
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2129x2000 pixels (unwatermarked)
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old age, executives, office attire, ego, psychology, business, relationships, marriage, uptight, retiring, empty nest, empty nests, empty nester, empty nesters, businessman, businessmen, ego blow, ego blows, denial, deny, denies, egotism, egotistical, acceptance

Overnight Programming

Artist:
Flake, Emily
Search ID:
CC135972
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2961x3628 pixels (unwatermarked)
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oprah, oprah winfrey, network, networks, self-obsessed, self-obsessions, narcissist, narcissists, narcissism, ego, egotist, egotists, egotistical, egotism, program, programs, programming, late night, late nights, tv show, tv shows, tv program, tv programs, insomnia, insomniac, can't sleep

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC142399
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3088x3921 pixels (unwatermarked)
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ego, egoism, egotist, egotistical, ego and id, id, self obsessed, self obsession, self-obsessed, self-obsession, selfish, self-centred, self-centered, art, artist, artists, portrait, portraits, portrait artist, artistic, paint, painting, painter, painters, paintings, large format, shrine, shrines, big boss, fat cat, business men, businessmen, businessman, businessman, commission, commissioned, patron, patronage

"Educational TV is for people who are unable to cope with real TV."

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC68302
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1446x1440 pixels (unwatermarked)
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education, educations, educate, educated, educating, educational, educational tv, tv, tvs, television, televisions, televise, real, reality, realistic, realism, cope, coping, copes, stoic, stoicism, stoically, irritate, irritated, irritates, cocktails, cocktail, cocktail party, masculine, masculinity, ego, egos, egotistical, wimp, wimpy, wimps

"These days, I suppose it doesn't matter whether you've read Thomas Mann or not."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC46065
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3057x2577 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, ego, egotistical, thomas mann, mann, education, educate, educated, classical education, educational, higher education, liberal arts, liberal art, liberal arts education, book, books, bookish, book lover, book lovers, book worm, book worms, literary, literature, european, european fiction, european literature, world literature, world, international, intellectual, intellectualism, culture, cultured, man of culture, kids these days, nostalgia, nostalgic, these days

"I'm putting you on speaker - it's essential for everyone to hear our conversation."

Artist:
Chitty, Tom
Search ID:
CC143029
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5225x4404 pixels (unwatermarked)
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speaker, speakers, speaker phone, speaker phones, mobile, mobiles, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, phone, phones, conversation, conversations, converse, conversing, public transport, public transit, inconsiderate, subway, subways, tube, hands-free, loud, annoying, obnoxious, rude, rudeness, impolite, entitled, entitlement complex, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, ego, egotist, egotistical, eavesdrop, eavesdrops, eavesdropping, listen, listens, listen in, listens in, annoyance, annoyances, commute, commutes, morning commute, morning commutes

"Thanks, baby. Ciao."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC88347
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2150x1635 pixels (unwatermarked)
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arrogance, arrogant, sunset, sunsets, sunrise, sunrises, skyscraper, skyscrapers, exec, execs, executive, executives, corporate culture, businessmen, businessmen, workday, workdays, work day, work days, work-day, work-days, office view, office views, goodbye, goodbyes, opulence, pompous, pomposity, pompousness, sun-set, sun-sets, narcissist, narcissistic, narcissism, ego, egos, egotist, egotists, egotistical

"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

Artist:
Haefeli, William
Search ID:
CC141083
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3088x3221 pixels (unwatermarked)
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hipster, hipsters, farmer, farmers, farmers market, market, markets, shopping, fresh food, food, drink, organic, homemade, homegrown, local, shop local, support local business, support local businesses, business, businesses, small business, small businesses, self-congratulatory, superiority, superior, pat on the back, ego, egotistical, egotistic, egocentric, trendy

"To my wife of fifteen years —arguably the best of my many perks."

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC35659
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3522x3333 pixels (unwatermarked)
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relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, anniversary, anniversaries, leisure, perk, perks, toast, toasting, raise a glass, speech, speeches, celebrate, celebrations, ego, egotistical, egocentric

"You want my latest opinion about the President? How about my opinion of Japanese enzyme baths. Or breakfast wraps - you need to hear what I have to say about breakfast wraps!"

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC123677
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4633x4680 pixels (unwatermarked)
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blog, blogs, blogging, blogger, bloggers, opinion, opinions, opinionated, strong opinion, strong opinions, uninformed opinion, uninformed opinions, intrusive, intrusiveness, narcissist, narcissists, narcissistic, political blog, political blogs, food, foods, foodie, foodies, food blog, food blogs, egotist, egotists, egotistical, social media, social media post, social media posts

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC32372
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1970x1736 pixels (unwatermarked)
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narcissist, narcissists, narcissistic, divorce, divorces, divorcing, personal note, personal notes, news, news anchor, news anchors, anchor, anchors, self-love, selfish, self-interest, self-interested, fall in love, falls in love, falling in love, break up, breaks up, breaking up, breakup, breakups, split up, splits up, splitting up, splitsville, husband, husbands, ex-husband, ex-husbands, ego, egotist, egotists, egotistical

Me

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
PB400659
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1574x1530 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
narcissist, narcissists, narcissism, narcissistic, self-centred, self centred, self-centered, self centered, ego, egos, egotist, egotists, egotistical, big head, big heads, big headed, big-headed, big head, big-head, big heads, big-heads, me, vain, vanity, me-focused, me focused, vainness

"Senior Vice-President Buffington reporting, sir. Requests permission to advance and be recognized."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC39614
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2236x1621 pixels (unwatermarked)
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vice president, vice presidents, vice-president, vice-presidents, office politics, corporate culture, corporate ladder, businessmen, businessman, corporate environment, corporate hierarchy, status, intimidation, intimidating, intimidated, pecking order, corporate bully, bullies, ego, egos, egotist, egotists, egotistical, big boss, big bosses, status symbol, status symbols, pa, pas, personal assistant, personal assistants, deference