Egotistical Cartoons

Egotistical Cartoons

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"Sometimes I think the collaborative process would work better without you."

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"All hat and no cattle but, my god, what a hat."

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Narcissist Cards

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"Damn it, man, do I look like I have any yellow ochre?"

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"To be honest - I'm not sure that accounting can be taught."

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"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

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"Enough about me, but nothing about you just yet."

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"I thought he was a genius, but now I find out that he was self-proclaimed."

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"Hey, pal, do you have any idea who I think I am?"

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A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

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"Peace on Earth, good will toward crows."

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Critics In Love

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"Edgar, you've been retired for three years now. Why don't you loosen your tie?"

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Overnight Programming

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"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

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"Educational TV is for people who are unable to cope with real TV."

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"These days, I suppose it doesn't matter whether you've read Thomas Mann or not."

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"I'm putting you on speaker - it's essential for everyone to hear our conversation."

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"Thanks, baby. Ciao."

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"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

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"To my wife of fifteen years —arguably the best of my many perks."

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"You want my latest opinion about the President? How about my opinion of Japanese enzyme baths. Or breakfast wraps - you need to hear what I have to say about breakfast wraps!"

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"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

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Me

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"Senior Vice-President Buffington reporting, sir. Requests permission to advance and be recognized."

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