"Now for the high point of the evening - a videotape of my elevation to regional director of marketing."
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"To be honest - I'm not sure that accounting can be taught."
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"I'm sorry, I didn't hear what you said. I was listening to my body."
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"Of course it's not my son. My son is a nitwit. That's me, thirty years ago."
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"Sometimes I think the collaborative process would work better without you."
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"All hat and no cattle but, my god, what a hat."
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"Damn it, man, do I look like I have any yellow ochre?"
"Senior Vice-President Buffington reporting, sir. Requests permission to advance and be recognized."
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"Sorry, Mr. President. I'm afraid D Day has nothing to do with your name."
"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."
"Do you ever feel as though the portfolio of your manhood should have included combat?"
"She's gotten really arrogant now that she has a stalker."
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"Hey, pal, do you have any idea who I think I am?"
"Oh, great! Here comes the policeman of the world again."
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A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and
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"Peace on Earth, good will toward crows."
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"What does he have to be falsely humble about?"
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"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"
"I think he's about to present us with an idea."
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"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."
"I'm still waiting for the day I can marry myself."
"I knew the artist when he was just deluding himself."
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Supermart: No Parking Except For You.
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