"He died young."
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"But Moses, if I let your people go I'll have to let everybody's people go."
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"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."
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"Thanks, guys. Looks great!"
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"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
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"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."
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The Lesser Pyramids
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"Let's hope that with the passage of time the human race will become three-dimensional."
"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."
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Sphinx cat and mummy mouse
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"He'll have abandonment issues."
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"Maybe I should have gone with cremation."
"I don't know. Lately, everything looks like Jackie Kennedy to me."
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"We forgot his Teddy bear."
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"And that's my tomb."
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"Why would I be proud of this? It's my to-do list."
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"Your people will remember you for the money you saved them by not building a pyramid."
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A statue of a hamburger whose inscription reads "World-famous".
"Notice how it's been all downhill ever since they opened King Tut's tomb?"
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The Sphinx Speaks
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The High Line at Giza
Bedtime Of The Gods
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"What part of oil lamp next to double squiggle over ox don't you understand?"
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Closed for Renovation
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Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases
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