"He died young."
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"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."
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"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."
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"Thanks, guys. Looks great!"
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The Lesser Pyramids
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"Let's hope that with the passage of time the human race will become three-dimensional."
"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."
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Sphinx cat and mummy mouse
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"I don't know. Lately, everything looks like Jackie Kennedy to me."
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"We forgot his Teddy bear."
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Mechanical Sphinx Ride.
"Why would I be proud of this? It's my to-do list."
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A statue of a hamburger whose inscription reads "World-famous".
"Notice how it's been all downhill ever since they opened King Tut's tomb?"
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The Sphinx Speaks
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The High Line at Giza
Bedtime Of The Gods
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"And you! What are you doing to help Aida and Radames? Will you just sit there and let them die?"
Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases
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"Funny how you can be friends with somebody for so long but never really know him."
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Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs
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"I'll tell you one thing - only someone with a goyisher kop would dream up this kind of work."
"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"
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"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"
Man Wearing a Pharaoh's Crown Pointing to a Pyramid-shaped Chart