"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."
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"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."
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"Thanks, guys. Looks great!"
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"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."
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Mechanical Sphinx Ride.
The High Line at Giza
Bedtime Of The Gods
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"And you! What are you doing to help Aida and Radames? Will you just sit there and let them die?"
Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases
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The Parting of the Red Maze
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"I'll tell you one thing - only someone with a goyisher kop would dream up this kind of work."
"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."
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"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"
"I think my harem is seeing someone else."
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"Nothing to worry about. It seems you have two left feet."
"Was this in the forecast?"
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An ancient Egyptian surveys architectural models
"Have your people call my people."
"I can't read a thing. They all must have been doctors."
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