Full Moon
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old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, senile, senility, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, tattoo, tattoos, getting a tattoo, full moon, full moons, insanity, crazy, strange, idea, ideas, sudden, impulse, impulsive"What will it take to put one of you two into a brand-new Eterna-5000 today?"
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death, planning for death, coffin, coffins, casket, caskets, casket store, casket stores, coffin store, coffin stores, funeral, funerals, funeral planning, end-of-life planning, after death planning, salesman, salesmen, making the sale, sale, sales, selling, shopping, customer service, old age, getting old, getting older, growing old, growing older, middle-age, middle-aged, old people, elderly, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, ageing, aging, customer, customers, shopper, shoppers, consumerism, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."
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broadband, broadband connection, internet, internet connection, wifi, wi fi, wi-fi, modern life, modern times, tech, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, behind the times, out of touch, out of date, old person, old people, elderly person, elderly people, male pale stale, usurp, usurped, redundant, redundancy, made redundant, new technology, new technologies"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."
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death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, angel of death, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, worry, worries, anxiety, anxious, stress, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, widow, widows, saying goodbye, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour"I'm just as ambivalent about her as the day we met, fifty years ago."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, romance, romantic, love, first meeting, first date, first dates, anniversary, anniversaries, wedding anniversary, 50, fifty, mixed, ambivalent, undecided, unsure, feeling, feelings, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged"Must you use those three-by-five cards every time we have a discussion?"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, discussion, discussions, discussing, card, cards, prompt cards, speech cards, prompts, talking points, speaking points, presentation, presentations, prepared, presenter, presenters, speech, speeches, prepare speech, prepared speeches, memory, bad memory, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, politician, politicians"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."
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messy, mess, messes, junk, items, things, trash, rubbish, garbage, stuff, cleaning, cleaning out, spring cleaning, purging, hoard, hoards, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, collector, collectors, collection, collections, collecting, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, materialism, life, put in, get out"Attention, shoppers. We have a lost boomer at the information desk."
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department store, department stores, store, stores, shop, shops, shopping, shopper, shoppers, mall, malls, shopping mall, shopping malls, shopping center, shopping centers, shopping centre, shopping centres, information, lost & found, lost and found, lost, missing, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, senile, senility, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, announcement, announcements, attention, man, men34th Honeymoon
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relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, honeymoons, wedding anniversary, wedding anniversaries, celebrating, celebration, celebrations, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, diner, diners, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, beer, beers, nickname, nicknames, slang, young at heart, wild" I was never for the eighties."
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the eighties, eighties, 80s, 1980s, reminisce, reminiscing, bad memory, bad memories, old times, the old days, big hair, old people, old person, elderly people, elderly person, getting old, generation, generations, different generation, different generations, the youth, generation gap, generational gap, generational gaps, complain, complaining"Scientists have extended the life of the fruit fly."
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old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, old age, aging, ageing, nurse, nursing home, nursing homes, retirement home, retirement homes, old age home, old age homes, fruit fly, fruit flies, science, scientist, scientists, extended, lifespan, lifespans, medical, medicine, news, newspaper, newspapersA women flinging grapes into a teacup using a spoon as a catapult.
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food, playing with food, grape, grapes, bored, boredom, spoon, spoons, catapult, catapults, sport, sports, hobby, hobbies, leisure, creative, game, games, fun, self-entertainment, bad shot, bad aim, target practice, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age"There goes Daddy to the park again! And do you know what he does in the park? He sits! That's what he does. He sits! He goes to the park and just sits!"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, escape, escapes, escaping, silience, relaxation, relaxing, park, parks, sitting, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, peace and quiet, calm, calming, taking a break, break, breaks, getting away"Am I boring you, kid?"
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boring, bored, boring story, boring stories, old timer, old timers, old-timer, old-timers, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, fishing hook, fishing hooks, old people, old person, elderly people, elderly person, when i was a boy, bore, bores, telling stories, teen, teens, teenager, disrespect, disrespectful, honesty, honesty"Nonsense, Mother. You'll probably outlive us all."
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animal, animals, insect, insects, bug, bugs, cockroach, cockroaches, roach, roaches, life expectancy, indestructible, immortal, immortality, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, outlive, lifespan, hard to kill, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers"My goal is to die before there's a technology breakthrough that forces me to live to a hundred and thirty."
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old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, age, ages, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, technology, breakthrough, breakthroughs, discovery, discoveries, science, scientific, medical, medicine, force, forcing, life, live, life expectancy, life expediencies, die, death, dying, goal, goals, aim, aims"Because of you, my darling, I've never had an ulcer. I've never needed a psychiatrist. When I poured out my troubles, you listened. When I ranted and raved, you listened. Thank you, my angel, for listening." "Who listened"
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relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, love letter, love letters, romantic, thankful, grateful, listened, listening, listener, listeners, good listener, darling, ulcer, ulcers, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, trouble, troubles, ranted, raved, ranting, raving, angel, angels, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, not listening"Now, what am I bid for this beautiful piece, which comes with the original owner?"
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auction, auctions, auction house, auction houses, auctioneer, auctioneers, bid, bids, bidding, bidder, bidders, furniture, chair, chairs, armchair, armchairs, historical, history, antique, antiques, original, owner, owners, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens"Here's the deal: we call the shots when your're young, you call the shots when we're old, and everything in between is a non-stop battle for control."
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kid, kids, child, children, raising kids, raising children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, teen, teens, teenager, adolescent, adolescence, raising teens, life with teens, life with teenagers, young adults, youth, adult, adults, adult kids, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, elderly parent, elderly parents, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, age, ages, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, war, wars, warfare, battle, battles, control, power, power struggle, powers struggles, life"It's a very senior moment—he's dead."
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hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, bedside manner, diagnosis, diagnoses, death, dead, deceased, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, senior moment, senior moments"Enough!"
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old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, old age, retirement, retiree, retirees, free time, leisure time, hobby, hobbies, arts and crafts, knit, knitting, knitter, knitters, too much, too far, huge, large, oversized, blanket, blankets, enough, addict, addicts, addiction, obsessed, obsession, obsessions, overboard, no spaceAn old woman measuring the decreasing height of an old man using a height chart
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old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, old age, shrinking, decreasing, getting shorter, height, heights, measurement, measurements, measuring, height chart, height charts, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, marriage, marriages, married life, long marriage, growing old together"At this stage of your life, you need a hobby - one that will produce income."
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old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, retirement, retired, retiree, retirees, hobby, hobbies, keeping busy, money, income, finances, employment, work, life stage, life stages, stages of life"Lift your stems."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, cleaning, housecleaning, housework, chore, chores, vacuum, vacuuming, vacuums, move, feet, lift, stem, stems, root, roots, plant, plants, planting, couch potato, couch potatoes, insult, insults, planted, rooted, chair, chairs, armchair, armchairs, not moving"It's just as easy to love a man with a pension as to love a man without one."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, marriage, marriages, married life, love, easy to love, finances, money, pension, pensions, rich, wealth, wealthy, poor, poverty, old age, age, old people, old woman, old women, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, elderly, elderly people, rich man, poor man, expression, expressions, cliche, cliches, proverb, proverbs, it’s just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as a poor one, marry for money, marrying for money, cliche, cliches