"We'll probably vote for the least qualified candidate. We have no judgment skills."
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election, elections, electing, voting, voter, voters, vote, votes, election campaign, election campaigns, politics, politicians, politician, government, governments, least qualified, candidate, candidates, poll, polls, polling, pollster, pollsters, judgement, skill, skills, incompetence, incompetent, incompetents, president, presidents, presidential election, presidential elections, senate, senator, senators, representative, representatives, congress, congressman, congressman, congresswoman, congresswomen, governor, governors, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, americans"That's an excellent prescreened question, but before I give you my stock answer I'd like to try to disarm everyone with a carefully rehearsed joke."
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politics, politician, politicians, debate, debates, political debate, political debates, speech, speeches, presentation, presentations, election, elections, public speaking, public debate, public debates, pre-screen question, pre-screened questions, question, questions, stock answer, stock answers, answer, answers, rehearse, rehearsal, rehearsals, rehearsed, joke, jokes, candidate, candidates, political candidate, political candidates, debating, podium, podiums, audience, auditorium, auditoriums, stage, stages, presidential candidate, presidential candidates, presidential election, presidential elections, campaign, campaigns, political, prepared, preparation, preparations, disarmWilson: The Appearance of Integrity
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politician, politicians, politics, political campaign, political campaigns, election, elections, elect, election campaign, election campaigns, integrity, honest, honesty, corrupt, crook, crooks, crooked, slogan, slogans, spin doctor, spin doctors, fixer, fixers, spin, spins, spinning, campaign slogan, campaign slogans, dishonest, lying, liar, liars, cynic, cynics, cynicism, appearance, surface-deep, appearances, keeping up appearances"We've voted you off the island."
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animal, animals, unicorn, unicorns, reality television, reality tv, game show, game shows, tv, television, tv programmes, tv programme, tv show, tv shows, television shows, television show, television programme, television programmes, vote, election, elections, extinct, extinction, mythical creature, mythical creatures, island, islands, competition"Our thoughts and prayers are with those who wanted a moral and ethical Administration,"
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government, the government, president, the president, politician, politicians, election, elections, election campaign, election campaigns, election result, election results, american politics, donald trump, us president, mistake, mistakes, political ethics, political morals, political administration, lost election, lost elections, thoughts and prayers, commiserations, trump anxiety, modern politics, modern politician, modern politicianNever Hillary and Never Trump become Hillary and Trump.
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trump, trump voter, trump voters, donald trump, hillary, clinton, vote, votes, voter, voters, democrat, democrats, democratic nominee, bad choice, bad choices, bad option, bad options, candidate, candidates, option, options, bad option, bad options, presidential race, presidential races, 2016, election, elections, united states, usa, never trump, #nevertrump, conservative, conservatives, fall in line, falls in line, falling in line"It's Lamar, Senator, he's going to take our attack ads door to door."
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attack ad, attack ads, attack advert, attack adverts, politician, politicians, senator, senators, campaign ad, campaign ads, campaign advert, campaign adverts, door to door, door-to-door, election, elections, election result, election results, voter, voters, voting, vote, votes, threat, threats, threatening, intimidation, intimidating, intimidate, intimidated, bully, bullies, hired thug, hired thugs"I think you may be getting them mixed up-Perot is the one with charts, and Perdue is the one with chickens."
"A few minutes ago, God very graciously called to congratulate me."
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self confidence, confident, over confident, over confidence, over compensating, over compensate, president, presidents, politics, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, donald, trump, incompetent, incompetence, election, elections, the donald, toupee, toupees, tiny hands, little hands, baby hands, small hands, maga, make america great again, build the wall, build a wall, campaign, campaigns, devil, devils, satan, satanic, evil, demon, victory, hell, hellish"He seems like a dog person, but I'll reserve judgment until after the primaries."
"My platform is very simple--less talk and more music."
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politics, politician, politicians, government, governments, election, elections, election campaign, elections campaigns, campaign, campaign, political, platform, platforms, promises, promise, speech, speeches, simple, simplistic, music, less, more, talk, talking, sound bite, sound bites, musician, musicians, running for office, modern life"Look, Nixon's no dope. If the people really wanted moral leadership, he'd give them moral leadership."
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politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, richard, nixon, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, bartender, bartenders, moral, morals, leader, leaders, leadership, reelection, election, elections, campaign, campaigns, candidate, candidates, tavern, taverns, republican, republicans"It's tricky—if we try to show a human side we may alienate his base."
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politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, candidate, candidates, nominee, nominees, campaign, campaigns, campaign manager, campaign managers, primate, primates, ape, apes, monkey, monkeys, gorilla, gorillas, animal, animals, election, elections, vote, votes, voter, voters"You aren't the only intelligent life in the universe who elected an embarrassing buffoon."
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alien, aliens, trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, embarrass, embarrassed, embarrassing, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, election, elections, elected, buffoon, buffoons, haircut, haircuts, commiserate, commiserating, commiseration, reassure, reassures, reassurance, intelligent life, intelligent, intelligence, american, americans"Senator, the American people, whom you often mention in your speeches, would like a word with you."
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politics, politician, politicians, senator, senators, representative, representatives, political, speech, speeches, campaign, campaigns, election, elections, voting, vote, votes, voter, voters, constituent, constituents, constituency, people, crowd, crowds, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, americans, washington, american people, receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, assistant, assistants, office, offices"Is 'oblivious' the same as' undecided'?"
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elections, local elections, election, polls, poll, polling, door to door, canvassing, canvassers, door to door calling, door to door canvassing, uninformed, uneducated, ignorant, out of the loop, election, elections, electorate, vote, voting, voters, undecided, decisions, voting decisions, political canvassing, political canvassers, canvassing elections, election canvassing, election canvassers, oblivious, uninformed people, uninformed person, apolitical, oblivious person, oblivious people, ignorant person, ignorant people"It's nothing like that, Annie. I just want to start seeing women from other swing states for a while."
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politics, politician, politicians, government, governments, capitol hill, washington, washington dc, congress, house of representatives, representative, representatives, congressman, congressmen, senate, senator, senators, candidate, candidates, election, elections, campaign, campaigns, campaigning, political campaign, political campaigns, election campaign, election campaigns, vote, votes, voter, voters, voting, swing state, swing states, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, infidelity, cheating, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, seeing other women, man, men, excuse, excuses, fear of commitment, noncommittal"Let's have no discord, hon. We'd be playing right into the hands of the Russians."
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marriage, marriages, married life, married lives, long term relationship, long-term-relationships, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, husband, husbands, partners, partner, significant other, significant others, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, dating troubles, dating life, disagree, disagreement, disagreements, discord, discordance, marital strife, russian, russians, election, elections, election interference, russian interferenceA church with a sign that reads "No electioneering beyond this point".
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electioneering, campaigning, politics, politician, politicians, government, governments, candidate, candidates, election, elections, campaign, campaigns, campaign trail, campaign stop, campaign stops, political campaign, political campaigns, election campaign, election campaigns, vote, votes, voter, voters, separation of church and state, church, churches, religion, religious, sign, signs, ban, bans, forbidden"Look, I'm no scientist, and I may not know what 'consensus' means, but I think we should all start eating coal."
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politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, press conference, press, press conferences, science, global warming, climate change, election, elections, speech, speeches, public speaking, debate, debates, ignorant, ignorance, coal, charcoal, pollution, pollutants, pollutant, republican, republicans, conservative, conservatives, gop, denial, in denial"I may run, but first I want to toy with the electorate for a while."
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election, elections, electoral, vote, voting, votes, run, runs, candidate, candidates, unclear, toy, electorate, electorates, news, tv, report, television, talkshow, talk show, politics, political, washington, dc, washionton dc, washionton d.c., washiongton d.c., politic, contest, contests, politician, politicians, slimy, noncommittal, non committal, commit, commits"It's time we have a little chat."
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scrooge, ebenezer scrooge, ghosts, haunting, haunted, warning, warnings, ghost of christmas past, trump, donald trump, president trump, president, robert mueller, mueller, mueller investigation, the special counsel investigation, election interference, russian interference, russian, russia, elections, corruption, political corruption, corruption allegations, allegations, allegation"Yes, Myra, I do still love you. What I don't love, however, is this exit poll every damned morning."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, love, middle-age, middle-aged, modern life, exit poll, exit polls, poll, polls, polling, election, elections, election campaign, election campaigns, politics, political campaign, political campaigns, campaign, campaigns, campaigning, vote, voter, voters, morning, mornings, going to work, saying good-bye, saying goodbye