Rico Pazzolini's Electric Chair
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Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire
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From "The Letters Of Jeffrey Flanders and Tip-Top Utility"
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"We blew a fuse."
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My brand-new electric car allows me to travel freely to almost all four corners of the living room.
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MILAN CHAIR HARVEST
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"We've found by applying just the tiniest bit of an electric shock, test scores have soared."
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"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"
A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.
"What did I say about leaving those things by the bath?"
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"Click on 'new book smell'."
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"Now just why do you think I would know how to fix the printer?"
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"You can replace the tank, switch to natural gas, or huddle in a corner and cry as you ask yourself why you ever thought buying a house was a good idea."
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"How frustrating. The crystal ball is down again."
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Love At First Shock
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"And they say electric cars aren't practical."
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Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.
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"Hybrid is out. Let's call it grass-fed."
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"Kevin's sort of a negative person, while I tend to be positive, so we have an electrical connection."
Metal Detector Man
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