"I'm a social scientist, Michael. That means I can't explain electricity or anything like that, but if you ever want to know about people I'm your man."
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Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:
"The question is, Is static electricity better than no electricity at all?"
Your Pizza Dollar
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Rico Pazzolini's Electric Chair
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"I miss the palm tree, also, but at least we can have a refrigerator."
"Curse Con Edison! Another brownout!"
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"Oops! Wrong plug."
"Don't we have lighting more intimidating than that energy saver?"
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Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire
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From "The Letters Of Jeffrey Flanders and Tip-Top Utility"
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"We blew a fuse."
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My brand-new electric car allows me to travel freely to almost all four corners of the living room.
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"Try blowing on it."
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"It's not so much the gathering darkness as the cost of electricity."
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"It's guzzling electricity."
Man sitting at desk with burned out light bulb in thought balloon over his head; the sign on the door reads "California Energy Commission".
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"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"
"So, Andrea tells me you two have been away recharging your batteries."
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"Here they come!"
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"That's so last summer."
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"How frustrating. The crystal ball is down again."
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