"If I become President, I'm not giving any of my schoolfriends jobs."
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school friend, school friends, schoolfriend, schoolfriends, bad friend, bad friends, school days, elementary school, president, presidents, future president, future presidents, neoptism, cronyism, favoritism, favouritism, preferential treatment, unfair, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, politician, politicians, politics, government"Dad, remember how you bungled the Lorton account?"
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, son, sons, elementary school, primary school, school, schools, guilt, guilty, report card, report cards, bad grades, bad marks, bungle, mistake, mistakes, badly done, messed up"Before I read about my summer vacation, I'd like to ask that all pagers, beepers, and cell phones be turned off."
"That is the correct answer, Billy, but I'm afraid you don't win anything for it."
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game show, game shows, expectation, expectations, expectant, entitled, entitlement, reward, rewards, prize, prizes, prize money, student, students, grade school, elementary school, teacher, teachers, kid, kids, answer, answers, correct answer, correct answers, money, win, wins, winner, winners, winning, winnings, quiz show, quiz shows, unrealistic"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."
"Boys and girls,...may I call you boys and girls?"
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education, school, schools, teacher, teachers, student, students, teacher life, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school, political correctness, politically correct, genders, identity, identities, lgbtq, trans, gendering, gender fluid, gender fluidity, modern lifeThe Knowledge Hut - Formerly P.S. 102
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school, schools, elementary school, elementary schools, schooling, rename, renames, rebrand, rebrands, rebranding, brand, brands, branding, high school, high schools, dumb down, dumbs down, dumbing down, knowledge, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachers, student, students, consumerism, consumerist, ad, ads, advertising, advertisement, advertisements"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "
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compromise, compromises, compromising, teacher, teachers, preschool, preschools, pre-school, pre-schools, teaching, kindergarten, kindergartens, elementary school, elementary schools, share, shares, sharing, fight, fights, fighting, argument, arguments, argue, argues, arguing, cry, cries, crying, lost cause, lost causes, hopeless, good-natured, good nature, optimist, optimists, optimistic"Miss Peterson, may I go home? I can't assimilate any more data today."
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education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, classroom, classrooms, student, students, kid, kids, child, children, learning, elementary school, primary school, modern education, modern life, modern children, technology, computer, computers, data, assimilation of data, assimilate data, data assimilation, too much information, word play, wordplay, jargon"The dog ate my homework."
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homework, dog, dogs, cat, cats, excuse, excuses, student, students, teacher, teachers, pet, pets, lame excuse, lame excuses, cliche, cliches, cliched, school, schools, schoolwork, school work, elementary school, elementary schools, primary school, primary schools, professor, professors, animal lover, animal loversPublic School: K - Death
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public school, public schools, public schools, state-funded, state funding, school, schools, elementary school, elementary schools, middle school, middle schools, high school, high schools, state school, state schools, educated, uneducated, bad school, bad schools, set for life, set up for life, setting up for life, prepare, prepares, preparing, preparation, preparations, inadequate, inadequacy, useless, worthless, voucher, vouchers, voucher program, voucher programs, school voucher, school vouchers"'The Awakening: An Unauthorized Look at the Summer Vacation of Timmy Hofferman.'"
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homework, elementary school, elementary schools, primary school, primary school, summer vacation, summer vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, expose, exposes, biography, biographies, biographer, biographers, whistle blower, whistle blowers, first time, first times, secret, secrets, untrustworthy, telling tales, telltale, telltales, outingSchool photos.
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education, school, schools, teacher, teachers, student, students, teacher life, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, school photo, school photos, photo day, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, photography, name, names, popular name, popular names, baby name, baby names, jennifer, scott, kid, kids, child, children"It's all learning-is-fun and invented spelling then - bam! - second grade."
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kid, kids, child, childhood, spelling, spellings, spelling test, spelling tests, first grade, first grader, first graders, elementary school, primary school, learn, learning, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, sandpit, sandpits, sandbox, sandboxes, bad attitude, bad attitudes, lazy, laziness, learning is fun" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."
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summer vacation, summer holiday, summer vacations, summer holidays, school holiday, school holidays, school vacation, school vacations, classroom, classrooms, schoolroom, schoolrooms, elementary school, primary school, teacher, teachers, teacher's life, student, students, homework, classwork, report, reports, school report, school reports, script, movie script, film script, script treatment, script treatments, writer, writers, writing, third grade, grade three, present, presentation, presentations, public speaking, public speaker"My parents didn't write it--they just tweaked it."
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school, schools, schooling, class, classroom, classrooms, elementary school, primary school, secondary school, middle school, junior high school, teacher, teachers, teaching, life of a teacher, educator, educators, student, students, life of a student, youth, child, kindergarten, child, children, homework, classwork, essay, essays, homework assignment, homework assignments, home work, parents, parenting, parent, writer, writers, writing, report, reports, reporting, editor, editors, copyedit, copyeditors, copyediting, proofread, proofreading, copy editing, copy editor, copy editors"You were kept after school to review multiplication and division. This is not a date."
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school, schools, classroom, classrooms, teacher, teachers, teaching, teacher life, educator, educators, math teacher, math teachers, elementary school, elementary schools, primary school, primary schools, student, students, teacher crush, young love, date, dating, dates, crush, crushes, math, mathematicians, mathematician, detention, detentions, secondary school, secondary schools, punishments, middle school, middle schools, high school, high schools, junior high school"I didn't do anything on my summer vacation--should I write about what I bought?"
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homework, classwork, summer vacation, summer vacations, summer break, summer breaks, school break, school breaks, break, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, summer, classroom, classrooms, schoolwork, school, schools, primary school, elementary school, secondary school, junior high school, junior high, teacher, teachers, teacher life, student, students, children, child, youth, teenager, essay, essays, summer essay, summer essays, consumerism, consumer, capitalism, capitalist, modern life, modern times, commercialism, materialism, materialistic, school teacher, school teachers"Let's work really hard today—your parents are eager for deliverables."
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development, deliverable, deliverables, education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, teacher life, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, schoolwork, parent, parents, report, reports, report card, report cards, grade, grades, mark, marks, customer, customers"Tough noogies, chief - you forgot to call 'Reserved' when you left your desk."
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business, education, elementary, students, executives, everything he needed to know he learned in elementary school, reserved, personal office, offices, immature, immaturity, desk, desks, personal desk, personal desks, elementary school, elementary schools, rule, rules, finders keepers, juvenile, juvenile game, juvenile games, mankoff"I fully expect the third grade to hold plenty of difficulties, but I've had a restful summer and think I'm up to whatever challenges I encounter."
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interview, interviews, interviewer, reporter, reporters, journalist, journalists, news, news reporter, news reporters, news coverage, press, press coverage, press interview, man on the street, newscaster, newscasters, child, children, childhood, first day of school, first day back at school, summer vacation, summer break, elementary school, elementary schools, primary school, primary schools, third grade, optimism, optimistic, pre-game interview, pre-game interviews, challenges, overcoming challenges, gifted children, gifted student, gifted students, student, students, child, children, childhood, overachiever, overachievers"Now, just to review, at the last faculty meeting we established that Marcia hates Fred, Fred hates Carol and Marcia, Carol really can't stand Larry, Larry despises me, and I hate Larry, Marcia, Fred and Penny."
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education, school, schools, teacher, teachers, student, students, teacher life, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school, faculty meeting, faulty meetings, staff meeting, staff meetings, relationship, relationships, friendship, friendships, friend, friends, enemy, enemies, drama, hate, dislike, despise, complicated"Your daughter is a pain in the ass."
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honest, honesty, teacher, teachers, grade school, elementary, elementary school, elementary schools, secondary schools, secondary school, secondary, primary, primary school, primary schools, schools, children, child, kid, kids, parent, parents, parenthood, childhood, difficult, annoying, misbehaved, parent teacher conference, parent teacher conferences, conference, meeting, meetings, educators, educator, education, bad news, breaking the news, daughter, daughters"Success came too early. When he was ten, he hit three homers in three times up in the Little League, and nothing has seemed worth while since."
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