"Sound good to me. Of course, I've never heard Wynton Marsalis."
"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."
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"As I get older, I find I rely more and more on these sticky notes to remind me."
"I knew I smelled something funny."
"When elephants fight it's the grass that suffers."
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"It's a fabulous deal. You'll make peanuts."
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How The Elephant Lost Her Trunk
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Thinner Thighs in 30 Days
"I'm afraid your dental plan does not cover tusks."
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"Preparing to Cross the Alps: Hannibal's Address to his Elephants
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"I'm an elephant podiatrist-what do you do?"
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"I don't care what your mother did—I'm not eating the fleas off your back."
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"Hannibal got elephants over the Alps. Bearing that in mind, somebody think of something."
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"Go with Hannibal if you must."
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"It seems some days like I make a little progress, then other days it seems like I'm not getting anywhere at all."
"We're hoping you can join us for a little drink at the water hole at dusk."
"I know I should Fuggedaboutit but I can't."
"This place isn't bad during the week, but on weekends it turns into a zoo."
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An elephant's memory: not always too reliable.
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"The scientists never stopped to ask if they should - only if they could."
"I think I'd like to start seeing other elephant trainers, Rolf."
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"This fundamentally changes everything we know about elephants!"
"Business is terrible."
Animal and Human Memory
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"I'm right there in the room, and no one even acknowledges me."
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