"It's from Santa, and it goes way, way beyond jolly."
"Still, this beats my old job working at Wal-Mart."
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Tags:sirloin, short loin, round, rump, reindeer, reindeers, meat cut, meat cuts, santa, santa claus, father christmas, saint nick, st nick, st. nick, saint nicholas, st nicholas, st. nicholas, festive period, festive season, seasonal work, seasonal job, seasonal jobs, elf, elves, north pole, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, reindeer meat
"What a Christmas! First the North Pole melts, then all the elves get laid off."
"Great. You move to Mexico, and we all end up working at McDonald's."
Tags:mexico, outsource, outsources, outsourcing, relocate, relocates, relocating, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax dodging, job loss, job losses, globalism, globalist, globalists, santa, santa claus, north pole, elf, elves, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, worker, workers, average worker, average workers, factory job, factory jobs, ship overseas, shipping overseas, maquiladora, maquiladoras, father christmas, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, bottom line, bottom lines, wage, wages, nafta, north american free trade agreement, usmca, united states mexico and canada agreement, trump, donald trump
Tags:security, security guard, security, metal detector, scanner, body scanners, santa, santa claus, father christmas, christmas, christmas time, santas grotto, santa's grotto, modern life, modern attitudes, mall santa, mall, malls, shopping malls, shopping mall, shopping center, shopping centers, shopping centre, shopping centre, full body scanner, security body scanner, over cautious, overcautious, elf, elves, santa's elves, santas elves, north pole, the north pole
"I'd like to see old Ho-Ho-Ho try to assemble one of these damn toys."
"Not 'Miracle on 34th Street' again?"
Tags:christmas, xmas, noel, yule, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, st. nicholas, mrs. claus, santa's wife, elf, elves, santa's helper, santa's helpers, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., movies, movie, film, films, christmas movie, christmas movies, christmas film, christmas films, seasonal, crying, teary-eyed, sad, sad movie, sad movies, sad film, sad films, again, same film, same movie
Folk o' the Wee
Tags:fairy, fairies, fairytale, fairytales, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, elf, elves, pixie, pixies, wee folk, mythical creature, mythical creatures, mythical being, mythical beings, sidhe, irish myth, irish myths, minion, minions, fairy court, fairy courts, sprite, sprites, folklore
Chinese New Year
"Looks like an inside job."
Tags:elf, elves, chirstmas, holiday, holidays, toy, toys, toy maker, toy makers, workshop, santa's workshop, father christmas, santa, santa claus, st nick, st nicholas, fbi, cia, crimes, criminal, criminals, murder, murderer, kill, killer, killers, murderers, inside job, death by candy, stab, stabbed, candy, candy cane, police, policemen, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, investigate, investigation, dead, death, dying, died, die, crime scene
Working in Synch
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"I can remember when all we needed was someone who could carve and someone who could sew."
"For kids who think they can be naughty again after Christmas, I'm the Re-Po Elf."
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Pixieland- The Cabinet
"And this is where the magic happens."
Tags:santa, santa claus, santa clause, elves, elf, christmas, christmas elves, christmas elf, present, presents, business, businesses, corporate, mass produce, mass-produce, mass production, production, factory, factories, assembly, assembly line, industrial, industry, social comment, social commentary, critique, capitalism, capitalist, absurd, image flip, flip the image, image inversion, inverted
"Try rolling on the ground! Roll around on the ground!"
Tags:christmas, noel, yule, xmas, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, st. nicholas, elf, elves, santa's helper, santa's helpers, chimney, chimneys, going down the chimney, fireplace, fireplaces, smoke, fire, hearth, hearths, on fire, fire safety, roll, stop drop and roll, roll on the ground, advice, firemen, fireman, firewoman, firewomen, firefighter, firefighters, safety, fire hazard, fire hazards, dangerous, risky
"We're the adorable cookie suppliers around here."
Tags:cookie, cookies, cookie company, cookie companies, girl scout, girl scouts, monopoly, monopolies, market, markets, marketing, elf, elves, mascot, mascots, ward off, wards off, warding off, competition, competitor, competitors, compete, competes, competing, dealer, dealers, drug dealer, drug dealers, drug dealing, scout, scouts, scouting
Santa's Little Enablers
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, saint nick, saint nicholas, st nick, st nicholas, st. nick, st. nicholas, enabler, enablers, addict, addicts, enabling, addiction, addictions, drink problem, drink problems, alcohol problem, alcohol problems, elf, elves, santa's little helpers, destructive behaviour, destructive behavior
"It was going to be a very rough year but fortunately I was able to terminate the elves pension plan."
"So then I said to myself, 'Why should I make toys when I can make the deals to make the toys?' "
Tags:toy, toys, elf, elves, workshop, workshops, christmas, north pole, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, businessman, businessmen, head for business, toy shop, toy shops, worker, workers, middle man, middle men, profit, profits, profiting, union, unions, union employee, union employees, union worker, union workers, corporate ladder, work up, working up, work your way up, working your way up, creator, creators, inventor, inventors, invention, inventions, business deal, business deals, dealmaker, dealmakers, negotiator, negotiators, negotiation, negotiations, xmas, x-mas, santa's workshop, workshop, workshops, father christmas
"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, saint nick, st. nicholas, saint nicholas, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, elf, elves, santa's workshop, the north pole, business, business strategy, business strategies, charity, giveaway, giveaways, fund, funds, funding, money, finances, holidays, holidays, gift, gifts, present, presents, toy, toys, consumerism, financial strategy, financial strategies, benefit, benefits
December 26th . . . The Returns
Tags:christmas, xmas, noel, yule, santa claus, santa, elf, father christmas, st. nick, st. nicholas, elves, north pole, december, december 26th, december 26, the day after christmas, boxing day, return, returns, returning, exchange, exchanges, unwanted gifts, unwanted presents, gift, gifts, present, presents, shopping, christmas chopping, store, stores, shop, shops, sack, sacks, consumerism, santa's helper, santa's helpers
Elves in the Closet
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, christmas time, elf, elves, santas elves, santa's elves, cheat, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, two timing, two timer, two timers, caught, hiding in the closet, found out, extramarital, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adulterer, adulterers, unfaithfulness
"Of course I'm p****d! I just found out we're getting these things for our Christmas bonus!"
Tags:christmas, christmas time, santa's workshop, santas work shop, elf, elves, santas elves, santa's elves, toy factory, toy factories, north pole, the north pole, christmas bonus, christmas bonuses, employee, employees, employer, employers, bad employer, bad employers, let-down, let-downs, let down, let downs, disappointment, disappoint, disappointed, corporation, corporations