"And this is Brother Elvis."
"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."
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Will Curl Lip For Food
"A unique and stirring plea, counselor."
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This Week's Elvis Sighting
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"Help you look for Elvis? Sorry, I'm a Louis Armstrong fan myself."
Elvis - The Third Choice
Hunka, Hunka Burning Bush.
"Shadow, nothing. I saw Elvis."
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"Elvis imitators from that universe where Elvis was dull, had an M.B.A., and couldn't sing."
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"Dearly Besequinned . . . "
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"I hear we've had another rash of Elvis sightings."
"Nothing yet, sir, but we have found Elvis."
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"Howard used to be an Elvis look-alike."
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The $68.00 comeback special
King Takes Prawn