"I used to call people, then I got into e-mailing, then texting, and now I just ignore everyone."
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"It's from Santa, and it goes way, way beyond jolly."
"That's the problem with e-mail - no one to bite."
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"You've got pie."
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Maybe Saddam doesn't have an email address.
Tags:saddam hussein, e-mail, e-mails, email, emails, correspondence, correspondences, missive, missives, internet, web, internet troll, internet trolling, troll, trolling, iraq, tyrant, tyrants, dictatorship, dictator, dictators, authoritarian, authoritarians, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, husband, husbands, partners, partner, significant other, significant others, saddam, hussein
"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."
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"Is this your first time being fired in 3-D?"
"Dan, you forgot to put on your out-of-office."
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"Got your e-mail, thanks."
"Has that one guy we've been sending all the spam to responded yet?"
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"We're not friends-she just e-mails me things I'm not interested in."
Bernie & Hillary Debate
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"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."
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"I'm Sorry, Everyone - My E-Mail Account Got Hacked Last Night By Some Alcohol"
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"We just need your e-mail address so we can e-mail you all day every day for the rest of your life."
Tags:store, stores, shop, shops, shopping, shopper, shoppers, retail, clerk, clerks, staff, cashier, cashiers, checking out, checkout, checkouts, paying, technology, computer, computers, marketing, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, ad, ads, email, emails, emailing, e-mail, e-mails, e-mailing, spam, spamming, email address, e-mail address, endless, forever, all day, every day, annoying, modern life
Berlitz guide to Scamese
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"You don't sound anything like your e-mail."
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"Grandma? I just sent you a goodie basket."
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"Nothing important—nothing on fax, nothing on voice mail, nothing on the Internet. Just, you know, handwritten stuff."
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"It's right there in the e-mail, John- knife fight."
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"He must be really serious to send you something a permanent as an email."
Tags:date, dates, boyfriend and girlfriend, boyfriends and girlfriends, new relationship, new relationships, email, emails, out of date, behind the times, emailing, messaging, social media, social network, social networks, permanent, permanence, love letter, lover letters, modern life, modern attitudes, smartphone, smartphones, instant messaging, modern tech, modern technology, modern technology, digital dark age
"You've got mail! Also, Time, CNN, HBO, ICQ, Warner Bros, Netscape, Sports Illustrated. . . . ."