"I used to call people, then I got into e-mailing, then texting, and now I just ignore everyone."
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email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, e-mailing, emailing, santa, santa claus, father christmas, elf, elves, inappropriate, workshop, workshops, harassment, harass, harasses, metoo, #metoo, unwanted, unasked for"That's the problem with e-mail - no one to bite."
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mailmen, mailman, postmen, postman, mail-men, mail-man, post office, postal service, postal services, letter, letters, dog, dogs, canine, canines, natural enemy, natural enemies, bite, bites, dog attack, dog attacks, dog bite, dog bites, email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, technological advances, technological advancements, delivery men, delivery man"You've got pie."
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pie, pied, pie in the face, mail, you've got mail, youve got mail, email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, computer, computers, laptop, laptops, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, cream pie, cream pies, pieing, slapstick, slapstick comedy, surprise, surprises, message, messages, social network, social networks, social mediaMaybe Saddam doesn't have an email address.
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Cavemen communicating via smoke signals
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