When Moms Dance
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"You aren't the only intelligent life in the universe who elected an embarrassing buffoon."
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"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."
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"I've never said this to anyone before, David, but you've got some pigeon droppings or something in your hair."
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"This is really embarrassing."
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"You look ridiculous."
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"Miss Gorce is in the embalming game."
"Can I ask your advice about something you'd rather not know about me?"
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"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."
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"It was just that one time that you won the Nobel Prize, wasn't it, dear?"
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Madonna and Child, 2008
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"I'm sorry I ever said that was cute."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."
'National Bring Your Brother-In-Law to Work Day'
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"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."
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"Ugh, stop it, Dad- everyone knows you're not making this happen!"
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The Return Of The Minipants
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I'm With the Great Satan!
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"I do have an embarrassment of riches. Oddly, however, I'm not at all embarrassed by it."
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"Back when we were in college, and occasionally sleeping together, I never thought I'd be here, toasting you at your wedding to a woman."
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A halo lifts a toupee off an angel.
A dictator makes a speech, about to be doused with water.
"I really hope she's high on something."
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"Perhaps we've cut the royal budget too much."
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"At this point, even I wish Hillary had won."
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