"Hey, Doug! Great Party!"
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"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."
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"Don't say a word—my daughter gave me this tie."
"You had me worried. For one horrible moment I thought you were going to slide and soil your uniform."
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"You aren't the only intelligent life in the universe who elected an embarrassing buffoon."
Tags:alien, aliens, trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, embarrass, embarrassed, embarrassing, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, election, elections, elected, buffoon, buffoons, haircut, haircuts, commiserate, commiserating, commiseration, reassure, reassures, reassurance, intelligent life, intelligent, intelligence, american, americans
"The entire time you were talking to Marissa you had a piece of spinach between your teeth."
"I've never said this to anyone before, David, but you've got some pigeon droppings or something in your hair."
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"This is really embarrassing."
Tags:vacuum, vacuums, vacuum cleaner, vacuum cleaners, hoover, hoovers, sweeper, sweeper, embarrassed, embarrassing, embarrass, trash, garbage, rubbish, dust, trash can, trash cans, garbage can, garbage cans, garbage bin, garbage bins, rubbish bin, rubbish bins, dust bin, dust bins, bin, bins, can, cans, eating, eating garbage, eating rubbish, eating trash, caught, caught red-handed, night, nighttime, middle of the night, pet, pets, hungry, starving
"You look ridiculous."
Tags:tree, trees, nature, wood, woods, forest, forests, hat, hats, fashions, style, styles, personal style, personal styles, fashion sense, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashions, trend, trends, following trends, fedora, fedoras, hipster, hipsters, modern life, modern fashion, modern fashions, ridiculous, looking silly, looking ridiculous, embarrassing, embarrass, embarrassed
"Now when I go abroad I tell everyone I'm a Canadian goose."
Tags:travel, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, tourism, tourist, tourists, american, americans, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, eagle, eagles, bald eagle, bald eagles, symbol, symbols, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, canadian, canadians, canada, canadian goose, canadian geese, canada goose, canada geese, abroad, international, international travel, going abroad, embarrassed, embarrassing, identity, national identity, politics, government, governments, nationality, nationalities
"Who's going to know I read this paragraph three times?"
A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.
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"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."
Tags:apologize, apologizes, apologizing, mess, messes, messy, bar, barns, barnyard, barnyards, sod, sod house, sod houses, prairie, prairies, move, moves, moving, move house, moving house, home, homes, farmer, farmers, farming, embarrassed, embarrassment, embarrassing, embarrass, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, humiliation, unkempt, real estate, hillbilly, hillbillies, impetus, motivation, motivate, motivates, motivating
"All the kids have noticed that Mom wears Russian Army boots."
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"This is really embarrassing. I've forgotten your name."
Tags:bear, bears, bear cave, bear caves, couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationships, forget, forgetting, forgotten, forgetful, name, names, remembering names, forgetting a name, forgetting names, embarrassed, embarrassing, promiscuous, promiscuity, sleep around, sleeping around, cheat, cheating, cheater, cheaters, hibernation, hibernate, hibernating
"Don't mention hair loss."
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"I'm serious-you could really pursue this as an embarrassing hobby."
"When I think of the things I used to do for stickers, I feel like such an idiot."
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"Larry is a white male, but he hasn't been able to do much with it."
Tags:male privilege, white privilege, privilege, privileged, privileges, opportunity, opportunities, missed opportunities, unsympathetic, insensitive, insensitivity, embarrassed, embarrassment, social inequality, gender inequality, expectation, expectations, criticism, criticizm, unfiair, gender issues, race issues, racism
The Return Of The Minipants
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'My Other Dog is a Great Dane'
"Try not to get irrepressible."
Tags:irrepressible, cocktail, cocktail party, cocktail parties, dinner party, dinner parties, party guest, party guests, house party, house parties, house-party, house-parties, bubbly personality, bubble personalities, personality type, personality types, social skill, social skills, socializing, socialising, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassments, embarrassed
"I contemplated running for Congress, but I couldn't have taken the embarrassment if I'd won."
Tags:congress, politician, politicians, political career, political careers, embarrassment, embarrassments, embarrassed, embarrassing, congressmen, congressman, senate, senator, senators, senates, ambition, ambitions, political ambition, political ambitions, election, elections, humiliation, humiliations
I'm With the Great Satan!
Tags:satan, tourist, tourists, tourism, tourist attraction, tourist attractions, husband, husbands, wife, wives, devil, devils, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassments, embarrassed, embarrass, hawaiian shirt, hawaiian shirts, american tourist, american tourists, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, novelty tshirt, novelty t-shirt, novelty shirt, the great satan, american foreign policy, us foreign policy, u.s. foreign policy