When Moms Dance
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"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."
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"Miss Gorce is in the embalming game."
"It was just that one time that you won the Nobel Prize, wasn't it, dear?"
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Madonna and Child, 2008
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"I'm sorry I ever said that was cute."
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"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."
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"I do have an embarrassment of riches. Oddly, however, I'm not at all embarrassed by it."
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"Back when we were in college, and occasionally sleeping together, I never thought I'd be here, toasting you at your wedding to a woman."
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A halo lifts a toupee off an angel.
A dictator makes a speech, about to be doused with water.
"I really hope she's high on something."
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"At this point, even I wish Hillary had won."
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"You wanted to role-play - I can't help it if a doctor would be medically obligated to say something about your weight."
Tags:role-play, role-plays, role-playing, doctor, doctors, spice things up, spicing things up, spice up, spices up, spicing up, fat people, fat person, fat, overweight, diet, diets, dieting, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, weight, heavyset, argue, argues, argument, arguments, obligation, obligations, fat shame, fat shames, faux pas, turnoff, turnoffs, turn off, turn offs, apology, apologies, spat, spats, row, rows, in the doghouse, middle age, middle aged, shame, shames, shaming, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassed, apologize, apologizes, apologizing, sorry, apologise, apologises, apologising
Clinton's Ides of April
"You're fired! Read all about it!"
"Ted's flamboyantly straight."
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"My attorney says your attorney had to take the bar exam three times."
"This is humiliating. Couldn't you drop me a block from school?"
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"You're the only one in here who had to ask for a knife and fork."
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"Oh, just picking up the pieces of my life after a really traumatic haircut."
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Curious George, Dad
"Well, I guess that's the last time the Cullings ever invite us over!"
Tags:embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, dinner, dinners, dinner party, dinner parties, humiliate, humiliates, feral, husband, husbands, child, children, son, sons, wild, out of control, wild animal, wild animals, invite, invites, invitation, invitations, cause a scene, causing a scene, create a scene, creating a scene, fight, fights, argument, arguments, manners, bad manners
"Come on, Boffo, it's time to get into your costume!"
Tags:clown, clowns, clown suit, clown suits, aspiring actor, aspiring actors, actor, actors, acting, costume, costumes, hamlet, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, circus, circus act, circus acts, circus performer, circus performers, traveling circus, traveling circuses, denigrate, denigrates, denigrating, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, humiliation, day job, day jobs, make ends meet, makes ends meet, making ends meet
"He's harpooned on me, isn't he?"