"Hey, Doug! Great Party!"
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"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."
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"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."
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When Moms Dance
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"Don't say a word—my daughter gave me this tie."
"You aren't the only intelligent life in the universe who elected an embarrassing buffoon."
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"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."
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"The entire time you were talking to Marissa you had a piece of spinach between your teeth."
"We're laying you off, but, as a favor, howabout one last pratfall on your way out?"
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"I've never said this to anyone before, David, but you've got some pigeon droppings or something in your hair."
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"This is really embarrassing."
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"Just remember, we switch back before we get to town."
"You look ridiculous."
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"Now when I go abroad I tell everyone I'm a Canadian goose."
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"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"
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"Who's going to know I read this paragraph three times?"
"Miss Gorce is in the embalming game."
"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."
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"Can I ask your advice about something you'd rather not know about me?"
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A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.
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"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."
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"This is really embarrassing. I've forgotten your name."
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"Well, it's certainly no one I know!"
Madonna and Child, 2008
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"Other countries are laughing at us!"
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