"Hey, Doug! Great Party!"
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"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."
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"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."
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"You had me worried. For one horrible moment I thought you were going to slide and soil your uniform."
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"The entire time you were talking to Marissa you had a piece of spinach between your teeth."
"Who's going to know I read this paragraph three times?"
"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."
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"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."
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"Other countries are laughing at us!"
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'National Bring Your Brother-In-Law to Work Day'
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"When I think of the things I used to do for stickers, I feel like such an idiot."
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"They were, sitting around the dinner table, knocking off a bottle of Côtes-du-Rhône and blathering about the Middle East – you've never heard such shallow, simplistic reasoning in your life – and one of them turns to me and says, "And what do you think, Barney? What do you think we should do?' and all I could come up with was 'Woof'. I felt like such an ass."
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"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."
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"Ugh, stop it, Dad- everyone knows you're not making this happen!"
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"We're not your grandma's rock band. We're her friend Irene's rock band."
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"You've got your scales on backward."
"Larry is a white male, but he hasn't been able to do much with it."
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"Not only do they all speak fluent English, but they keep correcting your grammar."
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"Try not to get irrepressible."
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"I contemplated running for Congress, but I couldn't have taken the embarrassment if I'd won."
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"On the plus side, you're on the cover of all the major business publications."
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I'm With the Great Satan!
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"I'm sure it's a rug."
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"I don't get out much—I'm usually locked in a cellar."
"That's why we all face into the wind!"
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