Emergency Cartoons

Emergency Cartoons

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Emergency cartoon

"Ladies and gentlemen, is there a bankruptcy attorney on board?"

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"There will be a bit of a wait while we figure out a market solution to your problem."

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"O.K., I'm sitting. What is it?"

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"First, we need to stabilize his spine!"

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"How soon do you need these?"

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"I'd like to report a cloud."

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"Please, honey, I'm with a patient, and I've asked you not to call me on this line."

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Providing Healthcare For All

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"My instincts tell me to call an emergency board meeting. My emotions tell me to have it at the all-nude bar across the street."

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"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

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"Don't forget to call the Fire Department."

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"You've reached 911, and there's someone here who wants to say hello."

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An emergency vehicle reads "pizza" in reverse on its hood.

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"And me without a Twitter account."

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"I was sad because I had no on-board fax until I saw a man who had no mobile phone."

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"Be a darling and bring a seltzer when you come."

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"I begged him to get help."

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"I still say we pull it and deal with the consequences of its being a false alarm when they come."

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A passenger presses the service button upon seeing fish outside his window.

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Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

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"Fire department, I guess—point is I made too much pasta."

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"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

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"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

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"In case of a loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will drop down in front of you for two dollars."

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"We may have to leave you if there's a parade."

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