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Emergency Cartoons
Emergency cartoon 1 of 116
"Please, honey, I'm with a patient, and I've asked you not to call me on this line."
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stethoscope, stethoscopes, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, work, working, family, families, partner, partners, phone call, phone calls, call, calls, this line, line, lines, impossible, absurd, works, medical, medicine, medicines, phonecall, phonecalls, calling at work, emergency, treating, diagnose, diagnosing, equipmentEmergency cartoon 2 of 116
"There will be a bit of a wait while we figure out a market solution to your problem."
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emergency, doctors, medical, medicine, a&e, accident and emergency, accident & emergency, emergency room, er, free market, health insurance, health cover, health plan, healthcare cover, health-care cover, healthcare covers, health-care covers, crisis, healthcare plan, health-care plan, healthcare plans, health-care plans, single payer health care, universal health care, libertarian, laissez faire, laissez-faire, market solution, the free market, the free market provides, capitalism, socialism, health, care, doctors, medicineEmergency cartoon 3 of 116
"Ladies and gentlemen, is there a bankruptcy attorney on board?"
Emergency cartoon 4 of 116
"In case of a loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will drop down in front of you for two dollars."
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airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, flying, stewardess, stewardesses, host, hostess, air, oxygen, oxygen mask, oxygen masks, mask, masks, loss of cabin pressure, cabin, cabins, emergency, safety, safety precautions, safety precaution, take-off, speech, presentation, passenger, passengers, dollar, dollars, money, nickel-and-dime, nickel and dime, overcharge, overcharging, charge for everything, pay, cost, costs, costs of flying, cost of flyingEmergency cartoon 5 of 116
"O.K., I'm sitting. What is it?"
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sit, sits, sitting, trick, tricks, dog, dogs, dog trick, dog tricks, emergency, emergencies, emergency phone call, emergency phone calls, sit down, sitting downs, phone call, phone calls, obedience, obedient, obedience training, bad news, bearer of bad news, message, messages, messenger, messengers, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriersEmergency cartoon 6 of 116
Emergency numbers on a telephone.
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telephone, telephones, phone, phones, calling, phoning, call, calls, speed dial, emergency, emergencies, emergency number, emergency numbers, therapist, therapists, haircolorist, haircolorists, haircolourist, haircolourists, hair colorist, hair colorists, hair colourist, hair colourists, manicurist, manicurists, nutritionist, nutritionists, chiropractor, chiropractors, astrologer, astrologers, policeEmergency cartoon 7 of 116
"First, we need to stabilize his spine!"
Emergency cartoon 8 of 116
"You've reached 911, and there's someone here who wants to say hello."
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say hello, saying hello, pet, pets, pet lover, pet lovers, cat, cats, cat lover, cat lovers, 911, emergency, emergencies, emergency operator, emergency operators, cute, cuteness, overly cute, casual, out-of-place, police, call the police, calling the police, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, modern life, cat owner, cat owners, cat person, cat people, feline, felines, hold, holds, holding, on hold, emergency response, emergency responses, emergency response system, emergency response systemsEmergency cartoon 9 of 116
Man on a sinking ship blowing up an inflatable desert island.
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ship, ships, boat, boats, storm, storms, stormy, rain, rainy, sea, seas, ocean, sinking, sinking ship, sinking ships, capsize, going down, inflate, inflatables, blow-up, blow up, blowing up, island, islands, desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, shipwreck, shipwrecks, shipwrecked, lifeboat, lifeboats, sailing, sailboat, sailboats, sailor, sailors, modern life, convenient, convenience, emergency, emergencies, safety, prepared, cliche, cliches, cartoon clichesEmergency cartoon 10 of 116
"How soon do you need these?"
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tailor, tailors, tailored, tailoring, dryer, dryers, drying, pants, trousers, suit, suits, fancy, formal wear, emergency, emergencies, dry-clean, dry-cleans, dry-cleaning, dry-cleaner, dry-cleaners, speedy, hurry, hurries, hurrying, minor emergency, minor emergencies, stain, stains, staining, dumb question, dumb questions, obvious question, obvious questionsEmergency cartoon 11 of 116
"It's pronounced 'hee-la' monster. The 'g' sounds like an 'h.' "
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, animal, animals, lizard, lizards, reptile, reptiles, gila monster, gila monsters, language, languages, pronunciation, english, unhelpful, wasting time, biting, bite, emergency, emergenciesEmergency cartoon 12 of 116
"I'd like to report a cloud."
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sunshine, sunny, sunny day, sunny days, desert, deserts, desert life, desert living, warm climate, warm climates, hot climate, hot climates, hot weather, warm weather, cowboy, cowboys, cactus, cacti, cloud, clouds, cloudy day, cloudy days, blue sky, blue skies, sky, skies, emergency, emergencies, police report, police reportsEmergency cartoon 13 of 116
"Let me through! I'm a businessperson!"
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businessperson, businesspeople, businessperson, spill, spills, spilling, expert, experts, expertise, sidewalk, sidewalks, clumsy, clumsiness, careless, carelessness, accident, accidents, accidental, crowd, crowds, crowded sidewalk, crowded sidewalks, fall, falls, falling, trip, trips, tripping, klutz, klutzy, klutziness, assist, assistance, emergency, emergencies, emergency worker, emergency workers, first world problem, first world problemsEmergency cartoon 14 of 116
"Thank God we were only house-sitting."
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family, families, house sitting, house sitter, house sitters, housesitter, housesitters, housesitting, fire, fires, house fire, house fires, flame, flames, flaming, inferno, infernos, emergency, emergencies, household, house, houses, home, homes, property, properties, real estateEmergency cartoon 15 of 116
Providing Healthcare For All
Emergency cartoon 16 of 116
"My instincts tell me to call an emergency board meeting. My emotions tell me to have it at the all-nude bar across the street."
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board meeting, board meetings, emergency, emergencies, strip club, strip clubs, white collar, white collar jobs, worst instinct, worst instincts, instinct, instincts, emotion, emotions, emotional decision, emotional decisions, bad idea, bad ideas, businessman, businessmen, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, misogynyEmergency cartoon 17 of 116
"In the last few months, Matthew has gone on twenty-four-hour alert for signs of aging."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, beauty, attractiveness, youth, ging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, old, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, signs of aging, signs of ageing, 24 hour, twenty-four hour, alert, alerts, emergency, emergencies, vanity, vain, ego, egotistical, egotistic, wrinkle, wrinklesEmergency cartoon 18 of 116
"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."
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marriage, married life, married, divorce, divorced, divorcing, marital, breakup, break up, breakups, break ups, break-up, break-ups, hospital, hospitals, medical, emergency, emergencies, life changing event, waiting room, waiting rooms, remarry, worse than breaking up by text, illness, ill, sick, sickness, doctor, doctors, surgery, surgeons, intensive care, health care, side effect, side effects, recovery, recovering, recover, bearer of bad news, good news and bad news, good news, bad newsEmergency cartoon 19 of 116
"Don't forget to call the Fire Department."
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marriage, married, marries, marry, marriages, relationship, relationships, fire, fires, husband, husbands, wife, wives, partner, partners, spouse, spouses, burn, burning, remind, reminder, reminds, cliche, cliches, don't forget, forget, forgetful, don't forget to call your mother, urgent, relaxed, unforgettable, urgency, emergency, panic, friendly, work, working, business, businessman, works, leaving, leavesEmergency cartoon 20 of 116
"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"
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stage, stages, entertainment, entertainer, entertainers, performance, performances, performer, performers, spin doctor, spin doctors, spokesperson, publicist, publicists, pr, p.r., public relations, spokesman, spokesmen, audience, emergency, emergencies, scandal, scandals, media, press, journalismEmergency cartoon 21 of 116
The Heimlich Maneuver
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heimlich maneuver, choke, choking, first aid, first-aid, first aider, first-aider, dates, date, dating, on a date, relationship, couples, couples, awkward, awkward conversation, awkward conversations, nervous, nervousness, dinner date, dinner dates, awkwardness, awkward date, awkward dates, the heimlich maneuver, heimlich manoeuvre, the heimlich manoeuvre, emergency, emergencies, choking hazard, choking hazardsEmergency cartoon 22 of 116
"No, this is not part of an evacuation procedure."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, leaving, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, luggage, baggage, evacuation, evacuations, emergency, emergencies, procedure, proceduresEmergency cartoon 23 of 116
"Maybe we should try visualization, Chief!"
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fire, house fire, house fires, fire, firemen, fireman, firefighter, firefighters, fire engine, fire engines, fire truck, fire trucks, fighting fire, putting out a fire, extinguishing, chief, chiefs, psychology, visualising, visualizing, visualization, visualisation, imagination, imagining, innovation, psychobabble, emergency, emergenciesEmergency cartoon 24 of 116
For Emergency Use Only
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husband, husbands, emergency, emergencies, in case of emergency, break glass, use as needed, using as needed, married life, married lives, ignore, ignores, ignoring, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, long-term relationships, communication breakdown, communication breakdowns, useless, uselessness, worthless, worthlessness, self-esteem, low self-esteemEmergency cartoon 25 of 116
"Would you like us to put this put with sparkling, or is tap O.K.?"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, fire, fires, on fire, flames, flaming, roast, roasts, chicken, chickens, turkey, turkeys, water, sparkling water, tap water, emergency, emergencies, firefighter, firefighters, fireman, firemen, choice, choices, choosing, decision, decisions, decidingMore cartoons with the keyword 'emergency'