Emergency Cartoons

"Ladies and gentlemen, is there a bankruptcy attorney on board?"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC31055
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2079x1765 pixels (unwatermarked)
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flight crew, cabin crew, emergency, emergencies, bankruptcy attorney, bankruptcy attorneys, bankruptcy, bankruptcies, emergency announcement, emergency announcements, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, flight, flights, money problems, money troubles

"There will be a bit of a wait while we figure out a market solution to your problem."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC124993
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5774x7095 pixels (unwatermarked)
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emergency, doctors, medical, medicine, a&e, accident and emergency, accident & emergency, emergency room, er, free market, health insurance, health cover, health plan, healthcare cover, health-care cover, healthcare covers, health-care covers, crisis, healthcare plan, health-care plan, healthcare plans, health-care plans, single payer health care, universal health care, libertarian, laissez faire, laissez-faire, market solution, the free market, the free market provides, capitalism, socialism, health, care, doctors, medicine

"O.K., I'm sitting. What is it?"

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC40042
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1976x1326 pixels (unwatermarked)
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sit, sits, sitting, trick, tricks, dog, dogs, dog trick, dog tricks, emergency, emergencies, emergency phone call, emergency phone calls, sit down, sitting downs, phone call, phone calls, obedience, obedient, obedience training, bad news, bearer of bad news, message, messages, messenger, messengers, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers

"First, we need to stabilize his spine!"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC126350
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3199x2483 pixels (unwatermarked)
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stabilize, stabilizing, emergency, emergencies, emergency worker, emergency workers, spine, spines, humpty dumpty, emergency, emergency, ambulance, ambulances, ambulance driver, ambulance drivers, medic, medics, paramedic, paramedics, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes

"How soon do you need these?"

Artist:
Patterson, Jason
Search ID:
CC121700
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3500x2882 pixels (unwatermarked)
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tailor, tailors, tailored, tailoring, dryer, dryers, drying, pants, trousers, suit, suits, fancy, formal wear, emergency, emergencies, dry-clean, dry-cleans, dry-cleaning, dry-cleaner, dry-cleaners, speedy, hurry, hurries, hurrying, minor emergency, minor emergencies, stain, stains, staining, dumb question, dumb questions, obvious question, obvious questions

"I'd like to report a cloud."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC133715
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4625x3127 pixels (unwatermarked)
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sunshine, sunny, sunny day, sunny days, desert, deserts, desert life, desert living, warm climate, warm climates, hot climate, hot climates, hot weather, warm weather, cowboy, cowboys, cactus, cacti, cloud, clouds, cloudy day, cloudy days, blue sky, blue skies, sky, skies, emergency, emergencies, police report, police reports

"Please, honey, I'm with a patient, and I've asked you not to call me on this line."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC37038
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1800x2164 pixels (unwatermarked)
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stethoscope, stethoscopes, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, work, working, family, families, partner, partners, phone call, phone calls, call, calls, this line, line, lines, impossible, absurd, works, medical, medicine, medicines, phonecall, phonecalls, calling at work, emergency, treating, diagnose, diagnosing, equipment

Providing Healthcare For All

Artist:
Harris, Sidney
Search ID:
CC39275
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2000x1411 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
visual gag, visual joke, sight joke, sight gag, hospital, hospitals, emergency, emergency room, medical, medicine, illness, ill, sick, sickness, hypochondria, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, fake front, shop front, health, healthy, healthcare, medical care

"My instincts tell me to call an emergency board meeting. My emotions tell me to have it at the all-nude bar across the street."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC125040
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4060x3113 pixels (unwatermarked)
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board meeting, board meetings, emergency, emergencies, strip club, strip clubs, white collar, white collar jobs, worst instinct, worst instincts, instinct, instincts, emotion, emotions, emotional decision, emotional decisions, sex drive, sex drives, nude bar, nude bars, bad idea, bad ideas, lust, lust-filled, businessman, businessmen, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, misogyny

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC133339
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2895x2755 pixels (unwatermarked)
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marriage, married life, married, divorce, divorced, divorcing, marital, breakup, break up, breakups, break ups, break-up, break-ups, hospital, hospitals, medical, emergency, emergencies, life changing event, waiting room, waiting rooms, remarry, worse than breaking up by text, illness, ill, sick, sickness, doctor, doctors, surgery, surgeons, intensive care, health care, side effect, side effects, recovery, recovering, recover, bearer of bad news, good news and bad news, good news, bad news

"Don't forget to call the Fire Department."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC122814
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3263x3083 pixels (unwatermarked)
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marriage, married, marries, marry, marriages, relationship, relationships, fire, fires, husband, husbands, wife, wives, partner, partners, spouse, spouses, burn, burning, remind, reminder, reminds, cliche, cliches, don't forget, forget, forgetful, don't forget to call your mother, urgent, relaxed, unforgettable, urgency, emergency, panic, friendly, work, working, business, businessman, works, leaving, leaves

"You've reached 911, and there's someone here who wants to say hello."

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
Search ID:
CC44304
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2784x1674 pixels (unwatermarked)
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say hello, saying hello, pet, pets, pet lover, pet lovers, cat, cats, cat lover, cat lovers, 911, emergency, emergencies, emergency operator, emergency operators, cute, cuteness, overly cute, casual, out-of-place, police, call the police, calling the police, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, modern life, cat owner, cat owners, cat person, cat people, feline, felines, hold, holds, holding, on hold, emergency response, emergency responses, emergency response system, emergency response systems

An emergency vehicle reads "pizza" in reverse on its hood.

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC23399
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1725x981 pixels (unwatermarked)
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urban, autos, driving, medical, dining, food, emergency, emergencies, emergency vehicle, emergency vehicles, pizza, ambulance, ambulances, pizza craving, pizza cravings, munchies, delivery, deliveries, pizza delivery, pizza deliveries, delivery driver, delivery drivers, siren, sirens, mankoff

"And me without a Twitter account."

Artist:
Klossner, John
Search ID:
CC135897
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2973x2277 pixels (unwatermarked)
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twitter, twitter account, twitter accounts, kafka, franz kafka, the metamorphosis, bug, bugs, insect, insects, social pariah, social pariahs, outcast, outcasts, luddite, luddites, social media, social media account, social media accounts, emergency, emergencies

"I was sad because I had no on-board fax until I saw a man who had no mobile phone."

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC24990
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2415x2048 pixels (unwatermarked)
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mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, fax, faxes, on-board fax, car, cars, car phone, car phones, fax machine, fax machines, payphone, payphones, breakdown, breakdowns, breaking down, pay-phone, pay-phones, emergency, emergencies

"Be a darling and bring a seltzer when you come."

Artist:
Kuper, Peter
Search ID:
CC143229
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2457x2210 pixels (unwatermarked)
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seltzer, snob, snobs, upper class, upper classes, sparkling water, martini, martinis, fire, fires, flame retardant, flame retarding, husband, husbands, wife, wives, emergency, emergencies, fire drill, fire drills, safety, health and safety, safety procedure, safety procedures

"I begged him to get help."

Artist:
Noth, Paul
Search ID:
CC124172
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5579x4180 pixels (unwatermarked)
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meteor, meteors, meteorite, meteorites, get help, getting help, early warning, early warnings, warning sign, warning signs, help, helps, emergency, emergencies, disaster, disasters, natural disaster, natural disasters, beg, begs, begging, helpless, helplessness, partner, partners, alcoholic, alcoholism

"I still say we pull it and deal with the consequences of its being a false alarm when they come."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC136765
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4640x3378 pixels (unwatermarked)
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fire alarm, fire alarms, shipwrecked, consequences, false alarm, false alarms, desert island, desert islands, emergency, emergencies, emergency service, emergency services, reluctant, reluctance, fallout, brave, bravery, mankoff

A passenger presses the service button upon seeing fish outside his window.

Artist:
Chitty, Tom
Search ID:
CC141291
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4750x6858 pixels (unwatermarked)
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airplane, airplanes, steward, stewards, stewardess, stewardesses, flight attendant, flight attendants, fish, crash, crashes, crashing, plane, planes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, underwater, emergency, emergencies, ominous, warning sign, warning signs, help, helps, helping, water landing, water landings

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC143506
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3088x2824 pixels (unwatermarked)
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personal alarm, personal alarms, emergency, emergencies, alarm, alarms, fall, falls, falling, elder, elders, elderly, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, old age pensioner, old age pensioners, lazy, laziness, depressed, depression, listless, listlessness, emergency line, emergency lines, can't be bothered, get up, gets up, getting up, tired, exhausted, exhaustion, emergency services, ambulance, ambulances

"Fire department, I guess—point is I made too much pasta."

Artist:
Chitty, Tom
Search ID:
CC141613
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4825x7388 pixels (unwatermarked)
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sight gag, visual gag, accidents, accidental, accident, mess-up, mess up, overload, overloaded, mess, messes, catastrophe, following instructions, instruction, following direction, following directions, work smarter, direction, listening, listening skills, listen, food, foods, carbs, carb, never know how much pasta to make, how much pasta, pasta, pastas, spaghetti, italian food, foodie, food lover, food lovers, emergency, fire department, strange

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC122415
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3500x2504 pixels (unwatermarked)
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emergency, emergencies, superhero, superheroes, superheroic, deed, deeds, comic book, comic books, lounge, lounges, lounging, busy, too busy, can't be bothered, put off, puts off, putting off, pool, pools, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, nuisance, nuisances, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, blow off, blows off, blowing off

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC123565
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3088x3752 pixels (unwatermarked)
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yoga, yogi, yoga class, yoga classes, yoga mat, progression, progressions, meditate, meditates, meditation, meditating, relax, relaxing, relaxation, stretch, stretches, stretched, stretching, peace, peaceful, peacefully, pose, poses, yoga pose, yoga poses, dead, die, died, death, dying, emt, emergency, ambulance, paramedic, paramedics, died peacefully, headstand, handstand, head stand, hand stand, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors

"In case of a loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will drop down in front of you for two dollars."

Artist:
Leighton, Robert
Search ID:
CC134649
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2945x2553 pixels (unwatermarked)
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airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, flying, stewardess, stewardesses, host, hostess, air, oxygen, oxygen mask, oxygen masks, mask, masks, loss of cabin pressure, cabin, cabins, emergency, safety, safety precautions, safety precaution, take-off, speech, presentation, passenger, passengers, dollar, dollars, money, nickel-and-dime, nickel and dime, overcharge, overcharging, charge for everything, pay, cost, costs, costs of flying, cost of flying

"We may have to leave you if there's a parade."

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC124994
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2929x2418 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
parade, parades, parading, job, jobs, career, careers, marching band, marching bands, duty calls, duty, duties, tea, teas, coffee, coffees, social event, social events, important job, important jobs, emergency, emergencies, social event, social events, social occasion, social occasions