Emergency Cartoons

"Please, honey, I'm with a patient, and I've asked you not to call me on this line."

"There will be a bit of a wait while we figure out a market solution to your problem."

"Ladies and gentlemen, is there a bankruptcy attorney on board?"

"In case of a loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will drop down in front of you for two dollars."

"O.K., I'm sitting. What is it?"

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"First, we need to stabilize his spine!"

"You've reached 911, and there's someone here who wants to say hello."

Man on a sinking ship blowing up an inflatable desert island.

"How soon do you need these?"

"It's pronounced 'hee-la' monster. The 'g' sounds like an 'h.' "

"I'd like to report a cloud."

"Let me through! I'm a businessperson!"

"Thank God we were only house-sitting."

Providing Healthcare For All

"My instincts tell me to call an emergency board meeting. My emotions tell me to have it at the all-nude bar across the street."

"In the last few months, Matthew has gone on twenty-four-hour alert for signs of aging."

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

"Don't forget to call the Fire Department."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

The Heimlich Maneuver

"No, this is not part of an evacuation procedure."

"Maybe we should try visualization, Chief!"

For Emergency Use Only

"Would you like us to put this put with sparkling, or is tap O.K.?"