"In six more weeks, these M.B.A.s will be ready for market."
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In and Out Box
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"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."
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A school of fish following one fish who is labeled "CEO".
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"All work and no play makes you a valued employee."
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"It's come to my attention, Wycliff, that you're actually planning a life outside the office."
"Some of us negotiate our contracts better than others."
"Some of us negotiate our contracts better than others."
"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."
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Violence as a Management Tool
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"Still, he's a vice-president and you're not."
"I need it yesterday."
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"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."
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"Now you're going to be procrastinating with the big boys."
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"Don't think of it as getting fired. Think of it as finally being recognized for your incompetence."
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"We were hoping that you could work from work today."
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"Hey, relax, Ron - the big cutback I'm talking about implementing around here is my chocolate."
"Oh, come on, you know we should have switched to touch-tone years ago."
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"Today is my birthday, Kaitlin. Have everyone work extra hard."
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"This requires both ears."
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"Oh, stop flexing, Dinsdale, get you lawyers and let's deal."
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"And, finally, are you now or have you ever been disgruntled?"
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"We're laying you off, but, as a favor, howabout one last pratfall on your way out?"
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"Oh, can't complain, but I do."
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"So Jones really did take the stairs."