"In six more weeks, these M.B.A.s will be ready for market."
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"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."
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"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."
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"Now you're going to be procrastinating with the big boys."
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"Don't think of it as getting fired. Think of it as finally being recognized for your incompetence."
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"Hey, relax, Ron - the big cutback I'm talking about implementing around here is my chocolate."
"Today is my birthday, Kaitlin. Have everyone work extra hard."
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“Biggers, two more Luau Sizzlers for Annie and me and another Fog Cutter for Mrs. Grindstaff.”
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"Walter! What brings you out to the Ohio office?"
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"Scott misses Perot terribly."
"Well, I'm sorry, Wendell, I just assumed you knew you were a frill."
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"Crumple this into a little ball, will you?"
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"I'm getting back to being able to enjoy the little things—like firing people."
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"Oh, Lord! Now we're getting resumes along with the Chinese menus."
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"Sorry, Ted. I probably should have said 'spoiler alert' before I fired you."
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"Understand, Richardson, I don't believe in evolution, but I do believe in Darwinism."
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"Relax, Pierson, I'm just working on my control."
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"Our plans? Of course you're in our plans."
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"Sir, all the junior executives join me in thanking you for sending down the cookies."
"First the open floor plan, now this."
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"Just say what you have to say, Harwell, and get out."
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"One of my strengths as an employee is my ability to multitask."
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"That's Karl, before he was purchased by the Chinese."
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"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."
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