"In six more weeks, these M.B.A.s will be ready for market."
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"I design retinal-controlled destination-mapping interfaces for self-driving transportation, but not in the traditional sense."
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"I'm sorry, sir, but I don't believe you know us well enough to call us the Fed."
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"I've decided to return to my first passion in life—selling drugs to kids."
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"Some of us negotiate our contracts better than others."
"Some of us negotiate our contracts better than others."
"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."
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"Now you're going to be procrastinating with the big boys."
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"I know you're a working dog, Angus. I just don't have anything for you right now."
"Hey, relax, Ron - the big cutback I'm talking about implementing around here is my chocolate."
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"My leaving Wilkins & Jennings was perfectly amicable. They felt that I should be fired, and I agreed."
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"I see myself in a position where mediocrity is rewarded."
"Apparently, fifty is the new unemployed."
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"We're laying you off, but, as a favor, howabout one last pratfall on your way out?"
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"We're looking for people to fire."
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"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."
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"Will he ever be able to produce revenue again?"
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"I may have something rather outside your field. Would you consider indentured servitude?"
"Would you like to hear about our retirement plan?"
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"If we give you an office with a window, how do we know you won't just fly away?"
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"Scott misses Perot terribly."
"And Thursday is karaoke night."
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"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"
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Never Worked in This Town Again
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