"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."
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"Hi, I'm your court-appointed lawyer-whoa! Don't tell me you've been executed already."
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"This lovely car has not brought us happiness. You agree, Morris? That is why I am now thinking in terms of having the entire house recarpeted."
Tags:material, materialism, materialist, materialists, happiness, key to happiness, car, cars, consumer, consumers, consumerist, consumerism, new car, new cars, redecorate, redecorates, redecorating, interior designer, interior designers, misery, miserable, drive, drives, driver, drivers, human happiness, empty, emptiness
"The Emperor's Nouvelle Cuisine"
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Grim Reaper on a desert island
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"Only the rich can afford this much nothing."
Tags:minimalism, minimalist, minimalists, rich, rich people, rich person, wealth, wealthy, wealthy person, wealthy people, empty, empty space, modern, interior design, interior designers, interior designer, date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, show off, showing off, pretentious, snob, snobs, posh, snobby, negative space, unused space, spacious, design, designs, designer house, designers houses, designer home, designer homes
"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"
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"So long, Ed. This is my floor."
Tags:visual gag, illusion, excess, excessive, ego, egotistical, egoism, rich, richer, rich man, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men, elevator, elevators, empty, emptiness, meeting, meetings, appointment, appointments, secretaries, secretary, personal assistant, pa, p.a., p.a, p a, receptionist, reception, receptionists, large, oversized, oversize, office, personal office, cityscape, city scape, landscape, landscapes
"He says he feels empty inside."
Go Sign on an empty road.
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"But let's not dwell on the past."
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"Ah - This Must Be My 2006"
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BIG BANG COMIX
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A man in an art gallery stands in front of a blank canvas that has a suggestion box below it.
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The Tumbledweed's Sworn Enemy
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"My mind is especially empty today."
"No wonder these Yo-Yo Ma tickets were still available. He's going to be playing the saxophone."
"It's as big a turnout as we could manage, Sire. There's so much cynicism these days."
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Running on Empty
Tags:running on empty, cocktail party, cocktail parties, small talk, talk, talks, talking, chat, chats, chatting, communicate, communicates, communicating, communication, speak, speaks, speaking, empty, thoughtless, mindless, mindlessness, chatter, chatters, chattering class, chattering classes, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, elitism
"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"
"Get me room service."
"Well, you've brought me down to the sea again, to the lonely sea and sky. Now will you take me back to Vegas?"
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Son of Howl
“Sightings to date of Tilda Swinton in Kansas: Zero"
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"His drink, the nut bowl and his bank account are all empty."