"Gentlemen, it's time we gave some serious thought to the effects of global warming."
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global warming, floods, washington, water, pollution, thought, serious, environment, politics, incompetents, climate change, too late, tardy, tardiness, flood, flooding, flooded, global warming effect, global warming effects, delay, delays, apocalypse, end of the world, dragging our heels, worldwide flood, worldwide floods, environmental disaster, environmental catastrophe, catastrophe, catastrophes, disaster, disasters, natural disaster, natural disastersHow To Deal With The Upcoming Recession, Inflation, Depression, Ice Age, Greenhouse Effect, Energy Crunch, Population Explosion, and Complete End of the World in the Year 2000.
"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"
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date, dating, dates, first dates, first date, nature, natural disaster, disaster, disasters, explode, explosion, explosions, doomsday, doomsayer, end times, end of the world, apocalypse, apocalyptic, destruction, world ending, optimism, optimist, polite, politeness, etiquette, least of our worries, least of our problems, problem, problems, cataclysm, cataclysmic, catastrophe, catastrophic, death, dead, dying, diedYesterday in this space I predicted that the world would come to an end. It did not, however. I regret any inconvenience this may have caused.
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correction, corrections, issue a correction, issuing a correction, prediction, predictions, doomsayer, doomsayers, doom, end of the world, apocalypse, apocalyptic, accountability, accountable, held accountable, wrong, incorrect, guess, guesses, guessing, placard, vagrant, vagrants, crazy person, crazy peopleThe End is Near
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doomsayer, doomsayers, end of the world, end of the earth, apocalypse, the apocalypse, the end is nigh, the end is near, mad, mad person, mad people, crazy, crazy person, crazy people, judgement day, prophet, prophets, prophecy, prophecies, scaremonger, scaremongering, doom merchant, doom merchants"Happy now, you jerk?"
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doom, doomed, doomsday, doomsayer, doomsayer, end of the world, world ending, doomsayers, world end, apocalypse, apocalyptic, blame, blamed, destroy, destroyed, destruction, hate to say i told you so, i told you so, told you so, sign, signs, signage, happy, happy now, total annihilation, annihilationThe end of the solar system
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solar system, sun, suns, planet, planets, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, science, sciences, astro-physics, science nerd, science nerds, dinners ready, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, teenager, teen, teens, parenting, parent, parents, parenthood, end, end of the world, endings, death, dying sun, orbit, out of orbit, red giant, red giants, planetary system, planetary systems, sun, son, suns, sons, pun, puns, wordplay, play on words"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."
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dinosaur, dinosaurs, mass extinction, mass extinctions, extinction event, extinction events, end of the world, climate change, global warming, climate change denial, climate change deniers, climate change denier, climate change scepticism, climate change skepticism, climate change sceptic, climate change skeptic, climate change sceptics, climate change skeptics, environmentalist, environmentalist, environmentalism, head in the sand"And this time--no ark!"
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noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, god, gods, angel, angels, heaven, god commandments, genesis, apocalypse, apocalyptic, end of the world, end time, end times, wrath, wrath of god, heavens, flood, great flood, floods, flooding, destruction, god's wrath, judgement, god's judgement"Have you ever had the feeling you forgot to turn something off?"
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mistake, mistakes, big mistake, big mistakes, hazmat suit, hazmat suits, leaving the stove on, nuclear power, apocalypse, the apocalypse, nuclear radiation, nuclear radiation suit, radiation protection, nuclear protection, end of days, the end of days, end of the world, the end of the world, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, nuclear reactor, nuclear reactors, leaving the gas on, condition redHow to Profit From Armageddon.
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writing, catastrophe, religion, money, greed, books, biblical, historical, armageddon, apocalypse, end of the world, greedy, greediness, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, businessmen, businessman, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, corporate culture, corporate environment, self-help book, self-help books, self help book, self help books, capitalist society, mankoffThe Election is Near
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politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, election, elections, vote, votes, voter, voters, the end is near, the end is nigh, bible, bibles, religion, religious, end of the world, apocalypse, protest, protests, protester, protesters, sign, signs"The season finale of the world is near."
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tv, televisions, tv series, television series, season finale, season finales, apocalypse, the apocalypse, end of days, the end of days, end of the world, the end of the world, condition red, doomsayer, doomsayers, doom merchant, doom merchants, scaremonger, scaremongering, drama, dramas, big deal, first world problems, dramatic conclusion, millennial, millennials"Frankly, when I took out the loan I sincerely believed we'd all be blown to hell before it came due."
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loan, loans, borrowing, borrowing money, borrowed money, debt, in debt, debtor, debtors, irresponsible, irresponsibility, armageddon, doomsday, doomsayer, doomsayers, act of god, acts of god, apocalypse, the apocalypse, end of the world, the end off the world, unrealistic, optimist, optimists, taking out a loan"Marketing and sales has decided that we should destroy all civilization."
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office work, office worker, office workers, marketing, marketing department, marketing departments, sales, sales department, sales departments, modern life, end of the world, destroy civilisation, business speak, executive decision, executive decisions, capitalism, business jargon, destroy civilization, executive, executives, business executive, business executives"Bernard, nobody likes and 'I told you so.'"
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climate change, climate, climate change denial, climate crisis, weather, extreme weather, environment, nature, natural, natural disaster, natural disasters, disasters, hurricane, hurricanes, hurricane alley, tidal wave, tsunami, tsunamis, tidal, high tide, lightning, lightning storm, thunder and lightning, storm, richter, earthquake, quake, earthquakes, richter scale, storms, stormy, end times, doomsday, end of the world, world ending, environmentalism, stewardship, environmentally friendly, i told you so, cry wolf, apocalypse, apocalyptic"We can see that current trends will inevitably lead to a situation in which the sky will fall."
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chicken licken, the sky is falling, data, data analysis, evidence, proof, prediction, predictions, scientific prediction, climate change, stats, statistics, graph, graphs, business meeting, business meetings, farm animal, farm animals, recession, the recession, apocalypse, the apocalypse, end of days, the end of days, end of the world, the end of the world, chicken little, henny penny"The end of my favorite series is near."
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the end is near, apocalypse, end of the world, tv, tvs, t.v., television, televisions, tv show, tv shows, tv series, television show, television shows, television series, tv programme, tv programmes, television programmes, television programme, tv program, tv programs, television program, television programs, favorite show, favourite show, favourite programme, favourite programme, favorite program, favorite program, favourite series, favourite series, sign carrier, favourite, favorite, show, shows, series, series, program, programs, programmes, programmes, sign, signs, sign carriers, picket, picketer, picketers, last episode, final episode, cancelled, canceled, cancellation, cancelation"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."
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