"Gentlemen, it's time we gave some serious thought to the effects of global warming."
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How To Deal With The Upcoming Recession, Inflation, Depression, Ice Age, Greenhouse Effect, Energy Crunch, Population Explosion, and Complete End of the World in the Year 2000.
"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"
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Yesterday in this space I predicted that the world would come to an end. It did not, however. I regret any inconvenience this may have caused.
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The End is Near
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The End Of The Week Is Coming!
"Happy now, you jerk?"
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The end of the solar system
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New York Gondolier
"Some say the world will end in noodles, some say in rice."
"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."
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"And this time--no ark!"
"Have you ever had the feeling you forgot to turn something off?"
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How to Profit From Armageddon.
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The Election is Near
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"The season finale of the world is near."
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"Frankly, when I took out the loan I sincerely believed we'd all be blown to hell before it came due."
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"Marketing and sales has decided that we should destroy all civilization."
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"Bernard, nobody likes and 'I told you so.'"
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"On the other hand, it's not the end of the world."
"We can see that current trends will inevitably lead to a situation in which the sky will fall."
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"The end of my favorite series is near."
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The End is Nighish
"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."
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