"So they hold this conference to figure out why we're becoming extinct, and guess what they have for dinner."
"My lawyer finally got me on the endangered-species list!"
"As a species we're endangered. As an individual I'm in great shape."
"God, how earnest. Whales on recycled paper."
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It's a wonder they aren't totally extinct!"
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"Hey! Endangered species here, if you don't mind!"
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"As an animal lover, I find these images disturbing."
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"Hey - we just catch and release."
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"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."
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"Bad news - the unicorns are gay."
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"Screw it. I'm endangered anyways."
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"While you were out."
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"Well, of course they don't exist. Now."
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The Last Smoker
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"Folks say this ain't sporting, but they don't factor in the alcohol."
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"Do you have this in something a bit more endangered?"
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"It's that 'rarer than thou' attitude that gets me."
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"But can they save themselves?"
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"That may be, but if you-know-who loses his protected status we're all out on our butts."
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Polar Bear arrives at house
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"Unicorns do exist!"
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"Their population is no longer sustainable so we may as well eat them."
"I hear we've been short-listed for extinction."