"So they hold this conference to figure out why we're becoming extinct, and guess what they have for dinner."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, amphibian, amphibians, frog, frogs, extinct, extinction, endangered, species, environmental issues, saving, rescuing, rescue, save, protect, conference, conferences, dinner, dinners, food, meal, meals, frog legs, ironic, irony"God, how earnest. Whales on recycled paper."
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christmas, xmas, noel, yule, greeting card, greeting cards, card, cards, xmas card, xmas cards, christmas card, christmas cards, recycled paper, recycling, recycled, environmentally friendly, eco-friendly, tree hugger, tree huggers, environmentalist, environmentalists, environment, environmental issues, nature, saving the environment, whale, whales, endangered, endangers animal, endangers animals, endangered species, saving the planet, saving the whales, environmentalism, environmental protection, pretentious, modern lifeIt's a wonder they aren't totally extinct!"
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target, targets, target shooting, bird, birds, marking, markings, unfortunate, plumage, tropical bird, tropical birds, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, extinct, extinction, hunted to extinction, endangered, endangered species, target practice, target practise, wildlife, point, points, high score, high scores, high scoring"Hey! Endangered species here, if you don't mind!"
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blood sport, blood sports, hunter, hunters, trophy hunter, trophy hunters, trophy hunting, rhino, rhinos, white rhino, white rhinos, endangered, endangered species, nuisance, nuisances, pot shot, pot shots, irritating, irritation, irritations, hunting, endangered animal, endangered animals, extinct, extinction, conservation, conservationist, conservationists, animal conservation"As an animal lover, I find these images disturbing."
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animal, animals, animal lover, painting, cave paintings, cave painting, cave drawing, cave drawings, animal rights, endangered, protection, protections, spear hunting, sensitive, sensitives, disturbing, overly sensitive, hypersensitiveness, oversensitive, deer, deers, offended, offense, prehistory"Hey - we just catch and release."
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catch, catches, catching, catch and release, catching and releasing, sport fish, sport fishing, defense, monster, monsters, catch and release program, catch and release programs, giant, giants, eel, eels, sea monster, sea monsters, monster, monsters, rise up, rises up, rising up, uprising, ocean life, sea creature, sea creatures, fish, fishes, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, giant, giants, threaten, threatens, threatening, threatened, overfish, overfishing, endangered, rise up, rises up, rising up"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, panda, pandas, panda bear, panda bears, bear, bears, endangered, endangers species, endangered animal, endangered animals, saving the panda, saving pandas, saving the species, science, scientists, scientists, biology, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, zoo, zoos, zoology, zoologist, zoologists, zookeeper, zookeepers, mate, mates, reproduction, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, online dating, internet dating, dating app, dating apps, dating application, dating applications, social media, social networking, social network, social networks, swiping right, swiping left, old-fashioned, old-fashioned way, meet, meeting, locked in a room, modern life, finding a partner"Bad news - the unicorns are gay."
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noah, noah's ark, bible, bibles, creation, creation myth, creation myths, creation story, creation stories, flood, floods, biblical flood, biblical floods, animal, animals, mythical creature, mythical creatures, unicorn, unicorns, lgbt, lgbtq, extinct, extinction, extinctions, great flood, noah, going extinct, endangered species, accident, accidents, mistake, mistakes, consequence, consequences, endangered, endangered species"Screw it. I'm endangered anyways."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, whale, whales, underwater, fish, endangered, endangered animal, endangered animals, endangered species, smoking, bad habit, bad habits, smoker, smokers, unhealthy, health, fitness, tobacco, giving up, negative thinking, pessimist, pessimists, pessimism, pessimistic, negative"While you were out."
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office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, animal, animals, rhino, rhinos, rhinoceros, secretary, secretaries, endangered, endangered species, talking animal, talking animals, wild animal, wild animals, horn, horns, tusk, tusks, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, receptionist, receptionists, reception"Well, of course they don't exist. Now."
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hunter, hunters, hunting, game hunter, game hunter, game hunting, shooting, taxidermy, trophy, trophies, head, heads, myth, myths, legend, legends, mythical creature, mythical creatures, unicorn, unicorns, endangered animal, endangered animals, endangered species, endangered, extinct, extinction, environmental issues, selfish, greedy, self-centred, self-centeredThe Last Smoker
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smoker, smokers, smoking, healthy living, unhealthy, bad habit, bad habits, social outcast, social outcasts, dangerous habit, dangerous habits, spectacle, spectacles, endangered, endangered species, museum, museums, gallery, galleries, reject, rejected, rejects, lung, lungs, lung cancer, second-hand smoke, second hand smoke, shs, ets, environmental tobacco smoke, sidestream smoke, smoking area, smoking areas, ban smoking, no smoking, no smoking areas"Folks say this ain't sporting, but they don't factor in the alcohol."
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helicopter, helicopters, wolf, wolves, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, shoot, shoots, shooting, chopper, choppers, sport, sports, sporting, unsporting, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drunken, irresponsible, irresponsibility, fun, having fun, hunting law, hunting laws, hunting restriction, hunting restrictions, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, endangered, endangered species, alaska, sarah palin"Do you have this in something a bit more endangered?"
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endangered species, endangered animal, conservationist, conservationists, endangered, wildlife, animal, animals, serpent, snake, snakes, t-shirt, t-shirts, t shirt, t shirts, tee shirt, tee shirts, wildlife lover, wildlife lovers, natural world, endangered species list, endangered animals list, critically endangered"It's that 'rarer than thou' attitude that gets me."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rhino, rhinos, rhinoceros, rhinoceros, giraffe, giraffes, safari, safari animal, safari animals, rare, wild, endangered, endangered animal, endangered animals, rarer, holier-than-thou, holier than thou, ego, egoist, egoists, egotistic, egotistical, self-centred, self-centered, attitude, bad attitude, snob, snobs, snobby, smug, self-satisfied, conceited, judgemental"But can they save themselves?"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, whale, whales, campaign, campaigns, save, protect, protection, nature, environment, environmental, environmental destruction, human, humans, human being, human beings, the human race, destruction, destroy, depletion, endangered, endangered species, going extinct, planet earth, earthParrot Perch
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parrot, parrots, pet parrot, pet parrots, pet, pets, perch, perches, birdcage, birdcages, dependant, dependency, domesticated, domestication, forest, forests, endangered, endangered species, green issues, conservation, animal conservation, conservationist, conservationists, bird feed, bird feeder, bird feeders, out of placeEndangered Entrees
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food, cabbage, aspic, spaghetti, crown roast, monterey jack, chicken, braised, entree, entres, main, mains, endangered, problem, problems, trend, trends, food trends"That may be, but if you-know-who loses his protected status we're all out on our butts."
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bird, birds, bird species, protected status, endangered, endangered species, endangered bird, endangered birds, endangered animal, endangered animals, fire, fired, firing, firings, sack, sacks, sacking, sackings, sacked, crane, cranes, loon, loons, boss, bosses, manager, managers, corporation, corporations, special interest, special interests, wild, wild animal, wild animals, corporate structure, corporate ladder, hierarchy, hierarchies, corporate hierarchy, corporate hierarchiesPolar Bear arrives at house
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polar bear, bears, bear, sea ice, ice, arctic, antarctic, sea levels, rising, rising sea levels, global warming, climate change, climate changes, house, home, visitor, unexpected, flood, flooding, warming, melting ice caps, sea-levels, global, global climate change, endangered, endanger, endangers, rare, environment, environmental issues, environments, environmental"Unicorns do exist!"
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unicorn, unicorns, unicorn horn, unicorn horns, rare, legendary, magical, mythical, creature, creatures, exist, proof, evidence, hunter, hunter, hunt, hunting, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, rifle, rifles, hunting rifle, hunting rifles, shooter, shooters, shoot, kill, killed, trophy, trophies, horn, horns, animal, animals, game, game hunter, game hunters, game hunting, safari, extinct, extinction, last unicorn, endangered, endangered species, destruction, environmental destruction, poaching, poach