"As a species we're endangered. As an individual I'm in great shape."
"Hey! Endangered species here, if you don't mind!"
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"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."
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"Screw it. I'm endangered anyways."
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"Fascinating, aren't they?"
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"Well, of course they don't exist. Now."
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"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"
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"Do you have this in something a bit more endangered?"
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'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'
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"When I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us."
"Better imaginary than extinct."
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"It's that 'rarer than thou' attitude that gets me."
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"Day 431: I finally caught a glimpse of the elusive scapegoat."
"That may be, but if you-know-who loses his protected status we're all out on our butts."
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"Great- now we're endangered and reviled."
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"We had many wonderful children, but now we're off the endangered species list."
"I'd be glad to, but he's just been placed on the endangered species list."
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"We have to believe we're not endangered or we'll all go mad."
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"One final question: Do you own or have you ever owned a fur coat?"
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"Damn, he's seen us. Now we'll have to act all compassionate."
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"Well, he was on the endangered list, and I thought I could save him."
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"Congratulations, Baer—I think you've wiped out the species!"
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"Better imaginary than extinct."
"If we die, I want you to know Tim. I'm still super pi**ed you told Karen that I hooked up with Angela."
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"Becoming the frog king doesn't mean as much now that everyone else is extinct."
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