"My lawyer finally got me on the endangered-species list!"
"As a species we're endangered. As an individual I'm in great shape."
"God, how earnest. Whales on recycled paper."
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It's a wonder they aren't totally extinct!"
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"Your generous donation," said the Dodo, "will help us in our quest to find a cure for extinction."
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"Hey! Endangered species here, if you don't mind!"
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"Bad news - the unicorns are gay."
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"Screw it. I'm endangered anyways."
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Meanwhile, Deep in the Rain Forest...Save the Cities
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"While you were out."
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"Fascinating, aren't they?"
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"Well, of course they don't exist. Now."
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The Last Smoker
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"Folks say this ain't sporting, but they don't factor in the alcohol."
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"Times must really be tough."
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"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"
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"Do you have this in something a bit more endangered?"
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'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'
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"When I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us."
"But can they save themselves?"
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"Day 431: I finally caught a glimpse of the elusive scapegoat."
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"All we do is offer protection to species who can't go to the E.P.A."
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"What difference does it make WHOSE fault it was?"
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"That may be, but if you-know-who loses his protected status we're all out on our butts."
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