"It's not enough that we succeed. Cats must also fail."
"Bad news. The mailman is going to attend the parole-board hearing."
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"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"
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"Did he have any known enemies?"
"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."
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"I would not be opposed to a cat tax."
"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"
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"Let me preface my remarks by saying that the chain is a lot longer than it looks."
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"Mr. Stephenson is the subject of a widely anticipated obituary."
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Congratulations- Wholehearted/Tinged with Envy
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"Oh, yes, we know them. We hate them."
"It's not enough that I succeed. My friends must also be drawn and quartered."
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"I guess my wife couldn't make it."
Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.
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The Letter E
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"My people will get back to your people."
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"Have you tried looking in the ocean?"
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"It's a symbiotic relationship. I feed him seeds and berries, and he pecks out the eyes of my enemies."
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"I think my love for Brother Valentine is less than my love for anyone else in this world."
"Now, just to review, at the last faculty meeting we established that Marcia hates Fred, Fred hates Carol and Marcia, Carol really can't stand Larry, Larry despises me, and I hate Larry, Marcia, Fred and Penny."
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A cat staking out mouse hole, looks up to see the mouse astride a cuckoo bird.
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"We have no friends, just allies."
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"Is there anyone else in bookkeeping who would like one last picture with Mr. Pinkston?"
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"Intellectually, I couldn't agree more."
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"France has devalued the cat."
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