Engineer Cartoons

"I design retinal-controlled destination-mapping interfaces for self-driving transportation, but not in the traditional sense."

24-Hour Banking

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"Still it would be a great mistake to abandon your work on the perpetual motion machine."

Employees of the Month

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Lighthouse Bulb Replacement

"It'll be more than just a space achievement, Larry. It'll be a symbol to the world of our abundant way of life."

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

"There are three courses of action we can take now - I can call you Ace, Chief, or Big Guy."

"I'm in way over my head"

"Try blowing on it."

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

As the tensions of the cold war eased, the threat of total nuclear annihilation was no longer taken seriously...

"Still won't start?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"There's no denying the profound impact all of this has on the course of human life, but let's not forget one thing. It's still love that makes the world go round."

"It somehow makes our financial collapse more real when witnessed in 4K HDR OLED."

"Actually what I had in mind was something a little larger."

"We love the view. It helps to remind us that we're part of a larger community."

"Engineering? Why do females try to take over male fields?!"