"I design retinal-controlled destination-mapping interfaces for self-driving transportation, but not in the traditional sense."
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immigrants, immigration, build the wall, taking our jobs, robot, robots, robotics, employee, employees, employee of the month, robotics engineer, robotics engineering, robotics engineers, mechanical engineering, mechanical engineer, mechanical engineers, electronics, electronics engineering, electronics engineer, electronics engineers, engineering, engineers, engineer, robot takeover, politics, government, tech, technology"It'll be more than just a space achievement, Larry. It'll be a symbol to the world of our abundant way of life."
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"I'm in way over my head"
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