"I design retinal-controlled destination-mapping interfaces for self-driving transportation, but not in the traditional sense."
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"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."
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"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."
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"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."
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"Still it would be a great mistake to abandon your work on the perpetual motion machine."
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Employees of the Month
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Lighthouse Bulb Replacement
"It'll be more than just a space achievement, Larry. It'll be a symbol to the world of our abundant way of life."
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"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."
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"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."
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"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."
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"There are three courses of action we can take now - I can call you Ace, Chief, or Big Guy."
"I'm in way over my head"
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"Try blowing on it."
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"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"
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As the tensions of the cold war eased, the threat of total nuclear annihilation was no longer taken seriously...
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"Still won't start?"
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An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.
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"Tim, I want you to meet the limited edition of Wally."
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"There's no denying the profound impact all of this has on the course of human life, but let's not forget one thing. It's still love that makes the world go round."
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"Actually what I had in mind was something a little larger."
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"Engineering? Why do females try to take over male fields?!"
"Now, this is just a simulation of what the blocks will look like once they're assempbled."
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"You're all tense. Let me loosen these a bit."
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