England Cartoons

"Your mother and I love you, Nick, but we'll soon be turning you over to mainland China."

Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen

"I just hope people in the future are, like, 'What the hell are these things?' "

A watch face with Stonehenge

Stonehenge Squarepants

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

Medieval Cat Exits Via Medieval Catflap

"It says, 'Congratulations! You've been chosen as a finalist to be King of England.'"

"He picked up some kind of anger in England in the late fifties, and he's never been able to shake it."

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

"Whoa, Galahad-you've got a bad case of knight face."

Canute's Vow

'Seizure of the Pepys Diaries'

"A poll of New York City voters indicates that the topic they're most concerned with is the British monarchy."

"When I go see a big pile of rocks, I want to be entertained."

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

"He's retreated into nationalism."

World Trade Organization

"I hate racist foreigners."

David Bowie