"What's the next best medicine?"
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"Is everything O.K., sir?"
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"Thank you. You've been a great audience."
"There's no business like show business. . ."
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"You seemed disillusioned."
Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."
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"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"
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"Tonight is open mike, n'est-ce pas?"
"Of course, now that my assistant has passed away this isn't nearly as exciting."
"One caveat: If Harvey Keitel is there, you're on your own."
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"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."
"Any checks, dear?"
A clown walks into his living room and sees a balloon animal scratching up the furniture
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"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."
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"Seltzer . . . seltzer!"
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Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."
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The Great Zerferelli's Chair worked better in controlled conditions.
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The von Trappist Family Singers in Concert
Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder
"Oh, for heaven's sake, don't feel that you have to entertain us, too."
"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."
"You're my agent, tell me - what do I have to do to be taken seriously as an animal-bloopers-show host?"
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"Thank you, Sir."
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