Entertainment Cartoons

"I don't want to do something fun for free, I want to do something fun we pay for."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

The Dream Remote

"Thank you. You've been a great audience."

"Let's do it, let's fall in love."

"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."

"'Jeopardy!' is on."

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

Clown with a balloon animal as a pet

Suckling piglets watching television on mother's back

INTERACTIVE TV

Suggested Delivery Methods During U.P.S. Strike.

"The proposal sounds good. Of course, I still have to run it by my people over at the Psychic Friends Network."

"You're on next. Break a leg!"

"May I suggest, bartender, that instead of watching this silly sporting event we switch over to a rather important documentary now on Channel 13?"

"I don't feel like howling. I feel like bowling."

"I thought it had a lot to say about evil villains who want to take over the world."

"You remember Champ. . ."

"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

"We're done with Baby Einstein. We're on to Baby Bruckheimer."

"No wonder we could get tickets."

Raw Piano Bar

"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"

"'60 Minutes' is on."