"When you're on their flowers, you're a snail. When they want to eat you, suddenly you're an escargot."
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"Oh, Doctor Conroy - Look!"
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"It's all marketing - no one actually wears that stuff."
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"After we have sex but before I kill you, I'm going to need your help with some shelves."
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Happy Hour at the Stamen & Pistil
"Once, we were all bugs. Now suddenly she's an insect."
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"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."
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"Nobody wants to hang out with Bedbug Man."
"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."
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"Of course you're busy. We're all busy."
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"Everything I had in my shell is now on my tablet."
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"You may feel a little pressure."
"It's amazing how well we all get along, considering we're all related."
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"If our lifespan is only a day I'm having a cigarette."
For Sale By Owner
Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"
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"Well, I want to talk."
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"He moves like Baryshnikov."
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"It can't hurt us. We're cockroaches."
"Mosquitoes just love him."
"She was one great termite."
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"Day 573 of the project: Let's just say there are many, many, many, many ants and leave it at that."
"Gentlemen, I trust there won't be a problem working under a female bloodsucking mosquito."