"It's a pity those awful people were right about the environment."
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"Another decade or so, and it'll be warm enough for us."
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"He's not much fun, but he's made entirely from recycled materials."
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"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off."
"I try to do my part."
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"I, too, want to preserve the environment, just as it is: acid rain, holes in the ozone layer, lots of crap in the air."
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"Globally warm enough for you, buddy?"
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"If there is plastic on your tray, recycle it."
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"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"
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"Instead of plastic garbage bags, I thought we could try these earth-friendly canvas totes."
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"That's the fourth husband she's put in the ground without any concern for what it's doing to the environment."
Headwaters Of The Gowanus Canal
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Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.
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"All I'm saying is that wind power isn't all it's cracked up to be."
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Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk
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"They're powered by Internet outrage."
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"This past summer, I got deeply depressed about our planet—as if I didn't have enough problems of my own."
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"My granddaughter wants me to stop blowing the tops off mountains."
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"Would it kill you to compost?"
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"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."
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"But can they save themselves?"
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"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."
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“Have you given any thought to what you’ll do with your Saturdays when the world’s fossil fuels are used up?”
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