"If I were a goddam blue whale, I'll bet you'd fork over fast enough."
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conservationist, conservationists, activist, activists, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental activist, environmental activists, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, vagrant, vagrants, beggar, beggars, begging, poverty, charity, charities, charity case, charity cases, bum, bums, philanthropy, philanthropist, philanthropists"I have no particular objection to the earth, but I wouldn't go so far as to call myself its friend."
"It runs on its conventional gasoline-powered engine until it sense guilt."
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electric car, electric cars, hybrid, hybrids, hybrid car, hybrid cars, environment guilt, first world problems, the environment, global warming, climate change, fossil fuel, fossil fuels, burning fossil fuel, burning fossil fuels, pollution, modern attitudes, environmental activist, environmental activists, eco guilt, eco anxiety, green guilt, egs, environmental guilt syndrome"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."
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beached whale, beached whales, talking animal, talking animals, whale, whales, pianist, pianists, piano player, piano players, musician, musicians, singing whale, singing whales, performer, performers, environmental activist, environmental activists, environmental activism, depression, oblivious, obliviousness, despondent, despondencyMeanwhile, Deep in the Rain Forest...Save the Cities
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environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental activist, environmental activists, environmental activism, rainforest, rainforests, rain forest, rain forests, conservationist, conservationists, city, cities, campaign, fundraiser, fundraisers, fundraising, urban life, jungle, jungles, wildlife, animal activist, animal activists, activism, role reversal, endangered species, endangered habitat, habitat, habitatsRecycling in the Bin
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recycling, recycle, recycled, recycling bin, recycling bins, recycling point, recycling points, bin, bins, landfill, dustbin, dustbins, rubbish bin, rubbish bins, rubbish, bin, bins, waste, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental activist, environmental activists, bin collection, bin collections, waste collection, waste collections, recyclable, recyclables"I certainly hope you're composting the leftovers."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, dinner party, dinner parties, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, customer, customers, patron, patrons, request, requests, question, questions, compost, composting, environment, environmentally friendly, eco-friendly, tree hugger, tree huggers, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental activist, environmental activists, environmentalism, environmental activism, food waste, waste, food loss, leftover, leftovers, garden, gardens, gardening, recycle, recycling"One day, son, this will all be gone."
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penguin, penguins, penguin colony, penguin colonies, arctic, antarctica, north pole, south pole, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental activist, environmental activists, melting icecap, melting, icecap, ice-cap, ice-caps, global warming, climate change, climate-change, legacy, legacies, inheritance, heir, hairs, inheritances"I could use a hug."
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tree, trees, tree hugger, tree huggers, tree-hugger, tree-huggers, hippy, hippies, logging, logger, loggers, lumberjack, lumberjacks, hug, hugs, cuddle, cuddles, tree stump, tree stumps, deforestation, forest, forests, wood, woods, environmental issue, green issue, green issues, environmental activist, environmental activists, environmental activism, global warming, woodcutter, woodcutters, wood cutter, wood cutters, wood-cutter, wood-cutters, sad, sadness, miserable, misery"My granddaughter wants me to stop blowing the tops off mountains."
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environment, environmental, environmentalist, environmentalists, environment, environmental activist, environmental activists, mountaintop mining, environmental damage, damaging the environment, generational divide, generation gap, generation gaps, conscience, no conscience, lack of a conscience, mining, mine, mountaintop removal mining, mtr, greed, greedy, corporate greed, old rich white men"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"
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couple, couples, marriages, bad relationship, bad relationships, adoption, adoptions, adopting a child, child adoption, child adoptions, whale, whales, animal adoptions, environmental issue, green issues, green issue, environmental activist, environmental activism, environmental activists, husband and wife, husbands and wives, endangered animal, endangered animals, endangered species, cetacean, cetaceans, miscommunication, miscommunications, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misunderstood"Evolve already! Ice caps are melting."
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survival of the fittest, darwinism, charles darwin, polar bear, polar bears, evolution, theory of evolution, evolving, ice cap, ice caps, ice-cap, ice-caps, wildlife, climate change, climate-change, global warming, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental activist, environmental activists"Better imaginary than extinct."
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imaginary, imagination, imaginary creature, imaginary creatures, fantasy animal, fantasy animals, unicorn, unicorns, rhino, rhinos, white rhino, the white rhino, extinct, extinction, endangered animal, endangered animals, come back, come-back, come backs, come-backs, retort, retorts, insult, insults, exchanging insults, conservationist, conservationists, environmental activist, environmental activists, environmental activism"Pollution? Noise? Better than whale oil."
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oil rig, oil rigs, oil explorations, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental activist, environmental activists, whale, whales, oil exploration, offshore oil, noise pollution, pollutant, pollutants, industrial waste, industrial pollution, whale oil, blubber, train oil, compromise, compromises"You should have been here last week. This is clean coal."
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pollutant, pollutants, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental activist, environmental activists, factory, factories, air pollution, air toxin, industrial pollution, industrial pollutants, chimney, smoke, smog, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, coal, clean coal, power plant, power plants, global warming, climate change"He's having an identity crisis. He hit a polar bear with his Prius."
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environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental activist, environmental activists, environmental crisis, green politics, identity crisis, identity crises, polar bear, polar bears, conservationist, conservationists, wildlife, identity problem, conflict, inner conflict, inner conflicts, hippy, hippies, liberal, liberals"One reference to 'Spaceship Earth' and I'm out of here."
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save the planet, spaceship earth, pollute, polluted, pollutes, pollution, pollutant, pollutants, polluter, polluters, environment, the environment, conference, conferences, meeting, meetings, green, green party, environmentalist, environmentalists, cult, cults, environmental activist, environmental activists, environmental activism, environment crisis, scientist, scientistsCharles's Radical Environmentalism Started with Innocent Tree-Hugging, then Quickly Progressed to Lewd Acts with Rhododendrons.
"Then soaring coast of environmental-protection legislation have forced us to pass part of this burden to the consumer. Your share is $171,947.65."
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global warming, climate change, pollution, corporate giant, corporate giants, legislation, environmental protection, environmental legislation, environmental activist, environmental activists, environmental activism, consumer, consumers, consumerism, pass the blame, passing the blame, pass the buck, passing the buck, irresponsibility, revenge, getting revenge, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, proving a point, rising prices